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What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:44 pm
by 4days

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:48 pm
by seremtan

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:12 am
by Ryoki
Awesome finds :olo:

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:21 am
by U4EA
seremtan wrote:reminds me of this: http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Heh, that's brilliant.

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:26 pm
by U4EA
I reckon if I chuck a few of these into my work emails every day I'll be able to matrix efficient portals in no time D:

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:44 pm
by 4days
this is the sort of blithering thundercunt i occasionally used to work with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEHo0iMKUGI

..and if i hadn't been making sacrifices to the right gods frequently enough, it'd be in combination with a client like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LC0JjvAJt8

in an ideal world it'd be a legal requirement to follow them out to the car park after meetings and shiv the buggers.

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:21 am
by seremtan
U4EA wrote:I reckon if I chuck a few of these into my work emails every day I'll be able to matrix efficient portals in no time D:
don't forget to touch base on those business-critical issues going forward

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:14 am
by U4EA
Oh god, how I hate touching base :(

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:52 am
by MKJ
my wife is a social media stragetist consultant guru whatever the fuck those people are called.
i gave her this link and she still being on maternity leave sent this to her office. Along with a mail that they obviously dont need her anymore now.

90% of the office didnt get the joke and are all panicking now :(

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:50 am
by Ryoki
:olo:

A guru indeed. Was extremely impressed by her knowledge that one time we talked :up:

Wish the fresh out of college marketing girlie we have running around here was half as good... she's talented, but her lack of experience shows sometimes. To wit, i sent her these links, and for a few minutes she thought the first one was an actual serious resource she had to investigate :\

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:58 am
by Peenyuh
embrace open-source infomediaries

just fuckin DO IT!

Re: What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:33 am
by seremtan
^ go mesh some impactful paradigms, beanyuh :!: