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Not much, a raped baby is terrible

A man walks into a bar

his alchohol problem is destroying his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The holocaust.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Because one of the chains snapped as it was poorly maintained

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"where's my tractor?"

So a black guy, a rabbi, and a priest were in a plane.

The plane landed in John F. Kennedy Airport and they went their respective ways

So I was in the kitchen making myself a sandwhich when I heard a loud noise. My dad who is an alcoholic fell down the stairs, then yelled "AWWW BALLS!", to which i laughed and replied "Have a nice trip?" and then he beat me within a inch of my life.

What's the difference between WalMart and Auschwitz?
WalMart is an establishment created in the late 1990s that sells a variety of goods varying from deli meats to clothing, while Auschwitz was a concentration camp which caused the murder of millions of Jews and other races deemed unacceptable by Hitler in the 1940s.

What do you get when you mix hot chocolate and piss?

Hot chocolaty piss.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Get a ladder, climb up, and escort him down.

What do you call a doctor graduating last in his class?

Doctor

What's white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

Hao Long is a Chinese man

It was just a matter of time before he goes batshit crazy.

the worst part is this

phantasmagoria wrote:What do you call a doctor graduating last in his class?

Doctor

What's big, red, and eats bricks?


.......big red brick eater



*runs*

Memphis wrote:Man walks into a bar
Barman: why the long face?
Man: my uncle just fucked me

ffs

How do you call a black man flying a plane....?

A pilot, you racist.

keep going, i'm writing these down for my act

phantasmagoria wrote:So I was in the kitchen making myself a sandwhich when I heard a loud noise. My dad who is an alcoholic fell down the stairs, then yelled "AWWW BALLS!", to which i laughed and replied "Have a nice trip?" and then he beat me within a inch of my life.

Can't help, but that one had me laughing for some time.

it's me

i'm the dog

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