There once was a man..

[Eraser]

There once was a man called hom0
he did ejaculate in slow-mo.
All over your face, in one salty blaze.
time for licking-a-go-go.

[seremtan]

There once was a man called LegionXS
Who attempted some stairs without much success
He huffed and he puffed, he wheezed and he sneezed
But his ventilator was just too damn heavy.

[PlayTehR0b0t]

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

[PlayTehR0b0t]

p.s. your cunt is in the sink