Quake3World

There once was a man called hom0
he did ejaculate in slow-mo.
All over your face, in one salty blaze.
time for licking-a-go-go.

There once was a man called LegionXS
Who attempted some stairs without much success
He huffed and he puffed, he wheezed and he sneezed
But his ventilator was just too damn heavy.

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

p.s. your cunt is in the sink