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scared?
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Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...
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We've done this...years ago
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folding is for pussies...bunching is for assholes.
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old, ffs even i read the tp thread

scared getting alzheimers?
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Find the thread or u lose...
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ikr, ye olde.

julius will educate you about starwashing.
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scared? wrote:Find the thread or u lose...
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=38180&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=Bidet&start=0

I win...
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Oh yeah...I remember that now...lol julios...lol I lose...
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Real men don't wipe at all.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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scared? wrote:Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...
I measure two squares, fold it over once, spit on it if I feel like I need that extra clean, then go for a nice scoop. :up:
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Julios is vile.
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lol, some might say...
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Image

i have a servant who does this for me
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the ol shit thread agin?\

blabla bla my arsae is like a awesomely articulated set of lips,

it can pptooie shiz out like a lips spit ey

i remember johnny noshoes had a pretty good technique to get the poos out without getting the arse all shitty

he reach right up way in there , grab said poos , and pull them out!

brilliant
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My shit shoots out at such high velocity, it cracks the porcelain.
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I'd see a plumber about that.
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which would imply that your toilet now leaks shitpiss water all over the bathroom floor, which you paddle in

nice :down:
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better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.
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^^ :olo: :olo:
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SoM wrote:better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.
You'd know all about torn ass, wouldn't you?
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I usually just use my fingers then lick them clean :shrug:
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