Quake3World

Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...

We've done this...years ago

folding is for pussies...bunching is for assholes.

old, ffs even i read the tp thread

scared getting alzheimers?

Find the thread or u lose...

ikr, ye olde.

julius will educate you about starwashing.

scared? wrote:Find the thread or u lose...

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=38180&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=Bidet&start=0

I win...

Oh yeah...I remember that now...lol julios...lol I lose...

Real men don't wipe at all.

scared? wrote:Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...

I measure two squares, fold it over once, spit on it if I feel like I need that extra clean, then go for a nice scoop.

Julios is vile.

lol, some might say...

i have a servant who does this for me

the ol shit thread agin?\

blabla bla my arsae is like a awesomely articulated set of lips,

it can pptooie shiz out like a lips spit ey

i remember johnny noshoes had a pretty good technique to get the poos out without getting the arse all shitty

he reach right up way in there , grab said poos , and pull them out!

brilliant

My shit shoots out at such high velocity, it cracks the porcelain.

I'd see a plumber about that.

which would imply that your toilet now leaks shitpiss water all over the bathroom floor, which you paddle in

nice

better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.

^^

SoM wrote:better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.

You'd know all about torn ass, wouldn't you?

I usually just use my fingers then lick them clean