Fifty Shades Generator

[seremtan]

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

The unrelenting orgasms from his ample cock hammering my smush mitten made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load oozing from my fudge factory and all over my piss flaps. After having my chamber of squelch hammered, he then proceeded to pound my old dirt road. The thrusting makes me ejects my beige slime all over his love muscle. My chamber of squelch was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.

The plowing makes me flow my minge mucus all over his flesh gordon. My shame portal was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat slobbering from my poop chute and all over my clap flaps. I can't wait to lap the baby gravy from his jebend. I awoke the next morning with my south mouth still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his ocean's 11 inches had other ideas.

etc...

enjoy

[MKJ]

jesus christ

[Nightshade]

"smush mitten"

[Nightshade]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 0eRCly44AA

Jesus goat-raping christ

[Captain]

They ruined it.

[Tsakali]

How to ensure your project succeeds:

1: have a female involved
2:???
3: profit

[Insensatez]

:lol:

[seremtan]

The unrelenting orgasms from his chorizo howitzer hammering my quivering mound of love pudding made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his balony pony made my shrimp sap slobber like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. After having my depravity cavity fucked, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute. The hammering makes me spritz my sex wee all over his cunt plunger. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still leaching. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas.

[Ryoki]

Lol my girl was reading that on holiday, she called it 'my terrible sexbooks' and a lot of time was spent laughing out loud at the awfulness of it all and exclaiming 'jesus christ why can't i stop reading this!? It's crack on paper!'.

Dan Brown could probably learn from this woman, haven't read more than a page or two but it's immediately apparent that EL James really can't write worth a damn. Yet you keep turning the page, it's mysterious.

[Tsakali]

could it be because people are trying so hard to jump in the wagon?

[Eraser]

I haven't got a clue what fifty shades is. The passages posted here are hilarious in a mentally ill kind of way though.

[Plan B]

You don't know about Fifty Shades of Grey?
It's today's best-evar-selling erotic novel, desperate housewives flick their beans over.

Men just require good old straight forward porn.
Women apparently get off on this shit.

[GONNAFISTYA]

You don't know about Fifty Shades of Grey?
It's today's best-evar-selling erotic novel, desperate housewives flick their beans over.

Men just require good old straight forward porn.
Women apparently get off on this shit.

That's because it was created as fan-fiction for the Twilight series. It just goes to prove that a woman, no matter her age, will always be a shitheaded 14 year-old girl.

[seremtan]

had some bad experiences on craigslist, have we?

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol. You've never had a serious relationship, have you? All women are snarky 14 year-olds, and sometimes they're even worse.

[Doombrain]

lol, virgin fight.

[Tsakali]

equality my ass. Females should be treated like sex toys. Mutually respect them at your own risk

[seremtan]

lol, vagina fight.

[Eraser]

Hang on. This is like those bouquet romance novels but with vampires in them? Sounds totally lame.

[Eraser]

I am intentionally not looking this up at Wikipedia because I'm afraid it would spoil the image I have of this book in my imagination

[MKJ]

no, it's exactly like those bouquet romance novels but with a huge pr budget.
it's like how the DaVinci Code made millions of mediocre people feel intelligent, this is making millions of housewives feel like they're reading an edgy romantic story.

[seremtan]

Inserting a number of chillies into my spunk dungeon got me gushing sex wee faster than snot off a whip. After having my clearing in the woods fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my other vagina. With his disco stick fucking deep into my hot pocket, the sensation of his piss pipe smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. The hammering makes me gush my flange custard all over his stilton spear. The hammering of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his timed slimer deep in my vintage golf bag.

[GONNAFISTYA]

scroto baggins

[MKJ]

He launched a giant butt nugget on my sweater puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo.

what the fuck

[Eraser]

Fuck me that's hot