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Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:53 pm
by seremtan
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
The unrelenting orgasms from his ample cock hammering my smush mitten made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load oozing from my fudge factory and all over my piss flaps. After having my chamber of squelch hammered, he then proceeded to pound my old dirt road. The thrusting makes me ejects my beige slime all over his love muscle. My chamber of squelch was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
The plowing makes me flow my minge mucus all over his flesh gordon. My shame portal was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat slobbering from my poop chute and all over my clap flaps. I can't wait to lap the baby gravy from his jebend. I awoke the next morning with my south mouth still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his ocean's 11 inches had other ideas.
etc...

enjoy :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:59 pm
by MKJ
jesus christ :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:04 am
by Nightshade
"smush mitten" :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:07 am
by Nightshade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 0eRCly44AA

Jesus goat-raping christ :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:24 am
by Captain
They ruined it.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:28 am
by Tsakali
How to ensure your project succeeds:

1: have a female involved
2:???
3: profit

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:39 am
by Insensatez
:lol:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:30 pm
by seremtan
The unrelenting orgasms from his chorizo howitzer hammering my quivering mound of love pudding made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his balony pony made my shrimp sap slobber like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. After having my depravity cavity fucked, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute. The hammering makes me spritz my sex wee all over his cunt plunger. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still leaching. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas.
:olo: :olo: :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:55 am
by Ryoki
Lol my girl was reading that on holiday, she called it 'my terrible sexbooks' and a lot of time was spent laughing out loud at the awfulness of it all and exclaiming 'jesus christ why can't i stop reading this!? It's crack on paper!'.

Dan Brown could probably learn from this woman, haven't read more than a page or two but it's immediately apparent that EL James really can't write worth a damn. Yet you keep turning the page, it's mysterious.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:04 am
by Tsakali
could it be because people are trying so hard to jump in the wagon?

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:48 am
by Eraser
I haven't got a clue what fifty shades is. The passages posted here are hilarious in a mentally ill kind of way though.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:03 pm
by Plan B
You don't know about Fifty Shades of Grey?
It's today's best-evar-selling erotic novel, desperate housewives flick their beans over.

Men just require good old straight forward porn.
Women apparently get off on this shit.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:41 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Plan B wrote:You don't know about Fifty Shades of Grey?
It's today's best-evar-selling erotic novel, desperate housewives flick their beans over.

Men just require good old straight forward porn.
Women apparently get off on this shit.
That's because it was created as fan-fiction for the Twilight series. It just goes to prove that a woman, no matter her age, will always be a shitheaded 14 year-old girl.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:24 pm
by seremtan
had some bad experiences on craigslist, have we?

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:47 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol. You've never had a serious relationship, have you? All women are snarky 14 year-olds, and sometimes they're even worse. :)

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:29 pm
by Doombrain
lol, virgin fight.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:16 pm
by Tsakali
equality my ass. Females should be treated like sex toys. Mutually respect them at your own risk :!:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:20 am
by seremtan
lol, vagina fight.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:53 am
by Eraser
Hang on. This is like those bouquet romance novels but with vampires in them? Sounds totally lame.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:54 am
by Eraser
I am intentionally not looking this up at Wikipedia because I'm afraid it would spoil the image I have of this book in my imagination

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:52 am
by MKJ
no, it's exactly like those bouquet romance novels but with a huge pr budget.
it's like how the DaVinci Code made millions of mediocre people feel intelligent, this is making millions of housewives feel like they're reading an edgy romantic story.

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:02 am
by seremtan
Inserting a number of chillies into my spunk dungeon got me gushing sex wee faster than snot off a whip. After having my clearing in the woods fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my other vagina. With his disco stick fucking deep into my hot pocket, the sensation of his piss pipe smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. The hammering makes me gush my flange custard all over his stilton spear. The hammering of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his timed slimer deep in my vintage golf bag.
:olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:57 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
scroto baggins :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:18 pm
by MKJ
He launched a giant butt nugget on my sweater puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
what the fuck :olo:

Re: Fifty Shades Generator

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:04 pm
by Eraser
Fuck me that's hot