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Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:10 am
by SoM
HOT
mission impossible 5 announced
top gun 2 announced - rumored
van helsing announced
fucker gonna make shit loads of dough
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:11 am
by Eraser
mission impossible 5? There was a mission impossible 4?
Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:16 am
by Don Carlos
yawn
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:43 am
by SoM
Eraser wrote:mission impossible 5? There was a mission impossible 4?
Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

read for yaself
MI 4 was ghost protocol
i actually liked MI 4, especially Paula Patton, yummy
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:10 am
by Ryoki
Misleading thread title is misleading.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:24 am
by Plan B
I am, indeed, disappoint.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:25 am
by Captain
I thought SoM finally made a thread worth reading.
Not making that mistake again.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:29 am
by Don Carlos
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:45 pm
by cocov
That's what a certain search engine came up with for "Tom Cruise dead". The date is quite irritating given that SoM most probably didn't set that site up just to post his thread a couple of months later on here on qw3.
http://en.necropedia.org/obituary/Tom_Cruise
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:55 pm
by Don Carlos
I found that as well

Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:04 pm
by obsidian
Eraser wrote:Oh and top gun 2? Puh-lease!

Yeah, that would be interesting. Dog fights would be over before either plane even gets anywhere close to visual range. Either that or he drops bombs on foreign kids via remote control while sipping a latte.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:32 pm
by r3t
He'll be flying a JSF and after getting raped by 20 year old MIGs, gets an F14 out of some museum and proceeds to kick ass. The End.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:42 pm
by plained
what did u guys think of that movie he did recently with camerom diaz?
*knight and day
i thought it was actiony enough to enjoy for sure
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:54 pm
by seremtan
obsidian wrote:Either that or he drops bombs on foreign kids via remote control while sipping a latte.
either that or he's accused of committing said atrocity after being framed by a nefarious vice-president of the united states, then goes on the run, attempting to prove his innocence, before stealing a WW2-era mustang from the smithsonian and flying it into capitol hill yelling "this completes me!"
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:58 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
I can't wait for the sequel to "War Of The Worlds" where Tom Cruise, once again divorced and having the kids for the weekend, stops the alien invasion when the Martians show up this time with gas masks and Bactine. I hear the whole movie is just him going from country house to country house killing libertarian gun-nut farmers.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:15 pm
by plained
hey am i the only person that thought interview with a vampire was fricken great?
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:17 pm
by SoM
would have been better if Tom and Brad had a sex sceen
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:50 am
by Eraser
r3t wrote:He'll be flying a JSF and after getting raped by 20 year old MIGs, gets an F14 out of some museum and proceeds to kick ass. The End.
That actually sounds like a plausible scenario.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:50 pm
by phantasmagoria
I'm working with him atm, he's a top bloke. Before starting there were horror stories about how he has separate curtained outside walkways put up so he doesn't have to mingle with the rest of the crew and you're not allowed to look him in the eye and all sorts of stuff but it's all bullshit, he's even done demos for the off set crew who don't get to see what we're doing and everything.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:52 pm
by Doombrain
and totally mad.
someone i work with and myself bumped into him at the grosvenor.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:56 pm
by phantasmagoria
Not as small as is lead to believe either.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:58 pm
by Doombrain
wut, he is small.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:00 pm
by phantasmagoria
not really, i'd say he's about 5'8, 5'9. That's not what I'd call small.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:01 pm
by Doombrain
you and I have differing opinions on small then.
Re: Tom Cruise dead
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:02 pm
by phantasmagoria
I can cope with that
