I'm here to bring you the good news of our Lord and Savior!

[Nightshade]

[GONNAFISTYA]

lol

I remember sitting in a park with my mom on a nice summer day and having two bible-thumpers walk up to us uninvited wanting to talk to us about Jesus. We said "sure" and politely threw so many unanswerable questions about the bible at them that they politely walked away after about 1 minute.

It was awesome.

[Eraser]

Yet you still didn't win, for that is impossible with religious fools.

[axbaby]

with jebu$ it'$ alway$ win win.

[Ryoki]

Friend of mine once let in a couple of jesusfreaks, gave them a cuppa and a bit of cake to eat, listened politely to all their stories about jesus, asked some questions and took their fliers. When they left he waited about an hour and went around looking for them in the neighbourhood. That mean bastard had fed them some spacecake he had left, see. He found them lying in the grass in a nearby park, stoned out of their fucking minds & admiring nature. And he laughed and laughed and laughed... or so the story goes.

[Plan B]

What the religious nutcases got going for them is the promise of sweetness after you die. That's their USP.
Atheists should really work on that. Make it more enticing.
Like when you're dead, you don't have to deal with religious fools

[Don Carlos]

Friend of mine once let in a couple of jesusfreaks, gave them a cuppa and a bit of cake to eat, listened politely to all their stories about jesus, asked some questions and took their fliers. When they left he waited about an hour and went around looking for them in the neighbourhood. That mean bastard had fed them some spacecake he had left, see. He found them lying in the grass in a nearby park, stoned out of their fucking minds & admiring nature. And he laughed and laughed and laughed... or so the story goes.

Brilliant

[seremtan]

What the religious nutcases got going for them is the promise of sweetness after you die. That's their USP.
Atheists should really work on that. Make it more enticing.
Like when you're dead, you don't have to deal with religious fools

deep