MTV sucks, blows, and everything inbetween

Post by **andyman** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:22 am

Wow. just wow.

I haven't watched mtv for 4 years and seeing that one half hour block of shit they called xbox 360 unveiled made me want to never watch it again.

It was like seeing someone 4 years ago that had just started using crack or heroine or something and then seeing them 4 years later.

I think the show was called xbox 360 because they showed the xbox once, and then the same 3 commercials 60 times. wtf.

When elijah wood said 'here it is you've never seen this anywhere before!' it hit me that this was going to 30 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

Worst show I have ever seen in my life. I mean Bill Gates wasn't even there! Instead we were treated to some faggot named Sway and his krew of fashion fed robot fags toss all thier hip hop lingo to try and make the xbox seem like it was a new ipod or some shit.

Totally dissapointed. they should have done the show with an Xbox 360 theme and not a Killers song with the worst bassline ever dumbfuck rapper with 20 minutes of the same 3 commercials theme.

Post by **andyman** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:25 am

and xyos' team lost? FUCKING RIGGED.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:26 am

are you sure it wasn't the same four commercials forty times with a bassline dumbf*ck rapper with forty minutes of the same four commercials theme for an Xbox 460?

Post by **andyman** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:29 am

it could have been...i lost interest after darth vader said uncle and started thinking about how much it would hurt to get my nipples pierced.

Actually the only thing I did say hot damn to was the xbox with the flip up lcd attached to it.

Post by **andyman** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:31 am

thanks mtv, now i have a huge fucking headache.

edit: I did see a snippet of quake 4, that 2 seconds wasn't so bad.

Post by **andyman** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:06 am

Ok everyone, here is what MTV should have shown and just thrown in 25 minutes of commercials.

http://fyad.org/x/http://msxb.wmod.llnw ... 1_750k.wmv

now THAT I would have enjoyed, not lil jon.

I swear mtv must have a deck of cards with each card being a rapper or hollywood douschebag on the face, throw the deck at a hat, picj out the cards in a hat, then call it a show. and again, the lottery for the commercials was limited at best, and what it was at worst.

...i think im getting all this mtv pop culture hatred out of the system, the headache is fading

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:08 am

AmIdYfReAk wrote:that was a waste of time, they showed the console, and a little perfect dark two..

fuckin wow.

Post by **Scourge** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:35 am

I stopped watching MTV about 20 years ago.

Post by **Auburndale** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:36 am

I agree. What a waste of time. Showed a little game footage but that was it.

Post by **Psyche911** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:05 am

I guess it's good i recorded it instead of watching it. FastForward pwnz!

Post by **GreXican** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:16 am

MTV sucking is a new concept to me.

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Fri May 13, 2005 1:03 pm

Looks pretty good, the show was more hype than anything else, they sowed tiny little snippets of games, lots of frodo hyping up something you really didn't get to see much of...

High points

The Killers were pretty good
Frodo wore a velvet jacket
I recorded it on My MCE machine so I saw non of the above mentioned commercials :P
QUAKE IV

Low points

too much hype not enough Xbox
Frodo wore a velvet jacket
MTV

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri May 13, 2005 1:14 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:Frodo wore a velvet jacket

Oh ho, haha.
That guy is such an in-the-closet homo, isn't he.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri May 13, 2005 1:56 pm

andyman wrote:When elijah wood said 'here it is you've never seen this anywhere before!' it hit me that this was going to 30 minutes of my life that i will never get back.

Worst show I have ever seen in my life. I mean Bill Gates wasn't even there! Instead we were treated to some faggot named Sway and his krew of fashion fed robot fags toss all thier hip hop lingo to try and make the xbox seem like it was a new ipod or some shit.

:lol:

I haven't watched MTV since uni when Superrock was on Sunday nights, and Korn and Marilyn Manson ruled.

But the rest, yeah - wall to wall shell suits and bling. I've been meaning to thank MTV for giving us chavs.

Post by **Billy Bellend** » Fri May 13, 2005 2:14 pm

that new show "next" is pretty funny

Post by **blood.angel** » Fri May 13, 2005 3:38 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:QUAKE IV

I think the fact that its appearing on the XBOX2 is a good indicator its going to suck for the PC.

Post by **August** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:53 pm

Yea I caught it late last night. made me feel kinda ---->

Quake looked cool but I thought I saw some big ass mechs walking around

MTV completely ruined it though. 30 min show and about 2 min of xbox stuff. But I guess that was to be expected.

Also the pro gamer Zyos they spelt his name Xyos.

Post by **SplEEb** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:34 pm

Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat May 14, 2005 1:06 am

everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich nigga TV

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sat May 14, 2005 1:07 am

losCHUNK wrote:everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich ***** TV

Agreed

Post by **Scourge** » Sat May 14, 2005 1:21 am

losCHUNK wrote:everytime i switch MTV on i dont see music

its OMG YEA CHECK OUT MY CRIB

or

ITS X TO THE Z WZIBIT WITH PIMP MY RIDE

seriously

why dont they just call it rich ***** TV

That's part of the reason I stopped watching it.

Post by **Grudge** » Sat May 14, 2005 7:21 am

SplEEb wrote:Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml

Yeah, I remember that. It was fucking awesome.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat May 14, 2005 10:53 am

Grudge wrote:
SplEEb wrote:Any of you guys old enough to remember a show called "The Young ones" They used to play it on mtv long time ago. Here is a site with a little info on it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/artic ... 3473.shtml
Yeah, I remember that. It was fucking awesome.

Neil is God.

MTV sucks, blows, and everything inbetween

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