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so i dropped my daughter off at her friends house yesterday cuz they had a sleep over and are at fiesta texas atm...anyways parents seem normal...live in a 600k mcmansion etc etc...but when i am driving off i notice the guy has an INFOWARS bumpers sticker on his minivan...

so...should i fire up a blunt and ask him about 911? or...should i be concerned for my daughter?...

whats the story?...
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concerned for your daughter
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Before doing anything, ask on the internet first just to be sure.
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You're actually concerned about someone else being paranoid?
What, he uses some other suspicious brand of tinfoil?
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Why does anyone need to ask if they should fire up a blunt?

fuck u...
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scared? wrote:so i dropped my daughter off at her friends house yesterday cuz they had a sleep over and are at fiesta texas atm...anyways parents seem normal...live in a 600k mcmansion etc etc...but when i am driving off i notice the guy has an INFOWARS bumpers sticker on his minivan...

so...should i fire up a blunt and ask him about 911? or...should i be concerned for my daughter?...

whats the story?...
the story is, when you go back, the house will be on fire, surrounded by SWAT teams and FBI, but that won't matter because everyone inside will have ascended to the mothership parked just behind Uranus
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Tell him your a lizard man and see if he shoots you

If he doesn't then I'd begin asking some serious questions
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seremtan wrote:Uranus
This man is seriously concerned, and you're making ass jokes?
Can you just grow up and be helpful for a change?
Geez >:(
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Uranus is kinda cool but nothing beats Saturns ring :D

/gets coat
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Ask him why he has a giant satellite beam pointed straight at his house.
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seremtan
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losCHUNK wrote:Uranus is kinda cool but nothing beats Saturns ring :D

/gets coat
/get uranus to mars
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After Geoff's obese daughter's friend's dad drops off Geoff's daughter back at the Bellavista Mud Ditch, he'll be making a thread somewhere on the internet asking for advice on whether he should be concerned about his daughter associating with the lower class.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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Bellavista Mud Ditch :olo:
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She is still alive...I win...
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seremtan
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but humanity loses...
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:olo:
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Your daughter was raped. She'll remember in about 20 years
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[lvlshot]http://www.stanceiseverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pedopeek.jpg[/lvlshot]

for next time
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:olo:
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It wouldn't be a bad idea to slap an INFOWARS bumper sticker on your vehicle, so as to attract the crazies (either for the lulz or to simply be aware of their presence)...
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Actually one of the local radio hosts suggested doing that. Have an army of infowars cars driving around the city making ppl scared...lol?...
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that'll teach the gubbermint to keep its hands off your medicare!
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lol paranoid, stupid rednecks etc...
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scared? wrote: 600k mcmansion etc etc....
3rd world country house prices?
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This is texas...houses are cheap compared to rest if country...property taxes and mortgage insurance are high...
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