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daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:09 pm
by scared?
so i dropped my daughter off at her friends house yesterday cuz they had a sleep over and are at fiesta texas atm...anyways parents seem normal...live in a 600k mcmansion etc etc...but when i am driving off i notice the guy has an INFOWARS bumpers sticker on his minivan...

so...should i fire up a blunt and ask him about 911? or...should i be concerned for my daughter?...

whats the story?...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:17 pm
by shaft
concerned for your daughter

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:18 pm
by DRuM
Before doing anything, ask on the internet first just to be sure.

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:28 pm
by Plan B
You're actually concerned about someone else being paranoid?
What, he uses some other suspicious brand of tinfoil?

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:48 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Why does anyone need to ask if they should fire up a blunt?

fuck u...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:57 pm
by seremtan
scared? wrote:so i dropped my daughter off at her friends house yesterday cuz they had a sleep over and are at fiesta texas atm...anyways parents seem normal...live in a 600k mcmansion etc etc...but when i am driving off i notice the guy has an INFOWARS bumpers sticker on his minivan...

so...should i fire up a blunt and ask him about 911? or...should i be concerned for my daughter?...

whats the story?...
the story is, when you go back, the house will be on fire, surrounded by SWAT teams and FBI, but that won't matter because everyone inside will have ascended to the mothership parked just behind Uranus

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:59 pm
by losCHUNK
Tell him your a lizard man and see if he shoots you

If he doesn't then I'd begin asking some serious questions

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:10 pm
by Plan B
seremtan wrote:Uranus
This man is seriously concerned, and you're making ass jokes?
Can you just grow up and be helpful for a change?
Geez >:(

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:15 pm
by losCHUNK
Uranus is kinda cool but nothing beats Saturns ring :D

/gets coat

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:30 pm
by Captain
Ask him why he has a giant satellite beam pointed straight at his house.

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:06 pm
by seremtan
losCHUNK wrote:Uranus is kinda cool but nothing beats Saturns ring :D

/gets coat
/get uranus to mars

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:08 am
by LawL
After Geoff's obese daughter's friend's dad drops off Geoff's daughter back at the Bellavista Mud Ditch, he'll be making a thread somewhere on the internet asking for advice on whether he should be concerned about his daughter associating with the lower class.

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:26 pm
by Doombrain
Bellavista Mud Ditch :olo:

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:31 pm
by scared?
She is still alive...I win...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:46 pm
by seremtan
but humanity loses...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:12 pm
by MKJ
:olo:

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:58 am
by Scarface
Your daughter was raped. She'll remember in about 20 years

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:08 am
by losCHUNK
[lvlshot]http://www.stanceiseverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pedopeek.jpg[/lvlshot]

for next time

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:34 am
by seremtan
:olo:

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:09 pm
by xer0s
It wouldn't be a bad idea to slap an INFOWARS bumper sticker on your vehicle, so as to attract the crazies (either for the lulz or to simply be aware of their presence)...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:49 pm
by scared?
Actually one of the local radio hosts suggested doing that. Have an army of infowars cars driving around the city making ppl scared...lol?...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:21 pm
by seremtan
that'll teach the gubbermint to keep its hands off your medicare!

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:56 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
lol paranoid, stupid rednecks etc...

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:06 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
scared? wrote: 600k mcmansion etc etc....
3rd world country house prices?

Re: daughter's friends dad...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:22 pm
by scared?
This is texas...houses are cheap compared to rest if country...property taxes and mortgage insurance are high...