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I'm not very good speaking in public but I'll pull thru... Hopefully my topic will make it a little easier... My speech is about the correlation between shorter heights and prison time. My attention getter will be "did u know that the midget and dwarf populations have the highest incarceration rates?" I think the comedy and chump factor of short ppl will keep the audience entertained enough for me to forget about my anxiety...

Any thoughts on the matter?... Lol?...

Make a joke that being in an elevator smells different to a midget.

I figured I just use pictures of sys0p for the visual aid... "One of the shortest ppl I know.. Been to prison 4 times... See?" ... ...

Last time you made a pretty compelling case -

[lvlshot]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/IPXGawYznno/0.jpg[/lvlshot]

In the 1980's there was not one dwarf or midget in the jail population of 750 to 800 criminals over 10 years but I guess, things could be different now, particularly where you live.

scared? wrote:I'm not very good speaking in public but I'll pull thru... Hopefully my topic will make it a little easier... My speech is about the correlation between shorter heights and prison time. My attention getter will be "did u know that the midget and dwarf populations have the highest incarceration rates?" I think the comedy and chump factor of short ppl will keep the audience entertained enough for me to forget about my anxiety...

Any thoughts on the matter?... Lol?...

Why don't you give a speech about something you are far more experienced in, like the correlation between men with no careers marrying ugly women?

Whiskey 7 wrote:In the 1980's there was not one dwarf or midget in the jail population of 750 to 800 criminals over 10 years but I guess, things could be different now, particularly where you live.

Lol wtf.... Weirdo... ...

I'm giving a talk to 75 uni students on Oct 5th about the psychology of advertising photography, and how we, as photographers, create narratives in our pictures to make consumers identify and align themselves with the products we promote with our work.

syp0s wrote:I'm giving a talk to 75 uni students on Oct 5th about the psychology of advertising photography, and how we, as photographers, create narratives in our pictures to make consumers identify and align themselves with the products we promote with our work.

That's very interesting, but not nearly as funny as scared's post.

scared? wrote:I figured I just use pictures of sys0p for the visual aid... "One of the shortest ppl I know.. Been to prison 4 times... See?" ... ...

Also, millionaire.

open with

Q. what's the first sign of AIDS?
A. a pounding sensation in the ass

syp0s wrote: Also, millionaire.

Who lives in a 1200 sqft box... We are all so convinced... ...

BTW... What part of town u live in? I heard a story the other day on npr about some neighborhood(starts with a "S") in London that's getting gentrified. Specifically remembering how they mentioned the nice thing about this area is rich...and poor ppl live together... But times are changing... Doesn't sound good for the poors in the neighborhood. I'm guessing the millionaires don't live in tiny boxes so my early condolences dude... ...

Is Geoff going senile?

scared? wrote:
BTW... What part of town u live in? I heard a story the other day on npr about some neighborhood(starts with a "S") in London that's getting gentrified. Specifically remembering how they mentioned the nice thing about this area is rich...and poor ppl live together... But times are changing... Doesn't sound good for the poors in the neighborhood. I'm guessing the millionaires don't live in tiny boxes so my early condolences dude... ...

1200ft apartment in Holland Park (£1.2m), with another 900ft apartment in Holland Park(£1.1m), one in Brook Green(£750k), and two in Surrey(£550/£350), and a job that paid £40,000 this month.

Right, gotta go, off to the Cotswolds for the weekend

Lol u can rent 1200 sqft places in Holland park for less than 1000 pounds a month... Rents are 3 times that here in Austin... ...

That's per week, you imbecile

http://www.foxtons.co.uk/living-in/holl ... k/rentals/

Holland Park is one of the most expensive areas of London.

See if you can afford anything there buddy

http://www.foxtons.co.uk/search?search_ ... _type=area

I kept it to just two bedroom apartments, which is what I have two of.

Lol you wish you had places like those... Mr brick wall view... ...

syp0s wrote:That's per week, you imbecile

Oh okay I looked some more makes since... I'm finding many for 350 per week... So lower than similar Austin rates... Lol poor ppl... ...

Geoff, if searching for the cheapest possible place in the area proves something to you, then good for you.

I saw some of your place in those rage pics u posted... The places I looked at were nicer by far...

For sure, I don't have the nicest place in Holland Park, I just have a nice place in Holland Park. There's houses on my road going for £70+ million.

The main thing is that I own properties totalling around £4 million, and just under £2 million of that is equity.

I'm sorted for life, buddy, and I did it all in ten years.

Anyway, posting this from a beautiful converted barn in the Cotswolds. Gonna enjoy this success with my girlfriend for the weekend

Cya

syp0s wrote:See if you can afford anything there buddy

http://www.foxtons.co.uk/search?search_ ... _type=area

I kept it to just two bedroom apartments, which is what I have two of.

some of those places look like they used to be entire houses complete with servants quarters before being chopped up into apartments. speaks volumes about the insanity of London prices

syp0s wrote:The main thing is that I own properties totalling around £4 million, and just under £2 million of that is equity.
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U said you were renting only months ago... Now u own everything? Wtf can't keep the lies in line anymore?...lol convicts... ...