Stupidest nation on earth

[Doombrain]

Close the borders, do it now.

[mrd]

I'm already building a bunker.

[phantasmagoria]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 1109116771

BRITAIN has woken up relieved to find its idiotic act of self-harm earlier this year is now a piffling historical footnote.


Across the UK, Britons are secretly delighted that when the great disasters of 2016 are remembered, Brexit will be completely overshadowed by America’s embrace of fascism.

Mary Fisher, from Croydon, said: “Wow. Like obviously bad for them, but what a total save for us.

“We’re the person who’s sick in the garden early on at the party, spends an hour thinking they’re an embarrassment, and then someone vomits explosively all over the leather couch and the new carpet.

“Brexit’s nothing now. All we’ve done is get out of the EU before their decade-long war with Russia.”

Historian Dr Helen Archer said: “For months we’ve been the world’s dumbest dickheads, and now we’re actually if anything a useful marker on the road to the total collapse of liberal democracy.

“I mean end of the world, obviously, but every cloud.”

[Doombrain]

Not many black faces in trumps party

[Transient]

In the future children are going to learn about President Trump in history books. I want to vomit.

[Mat Linnett]

On the bright side, assisted suicide is now legal in Colorado, so if you Murricans can't migrate to Canada, well, there's another way out.

[seremtan]

well that's just great

THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT

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[Ryoki]

I can't believe it. You stupid shits went ahead and did it. Jesus christ, it makes me sick.

[Mat Linnett]

Personally, I find it fucking hilarious (tempered by a thrill of sheer terror; I think they call it hysteria).
Look, either way, the Yanks were fucked. At least this way, the rest of the world is under no illusion that they're fucked.

[Transient]

Chris Christie will be head of Trump's transition team. Rudy Giuliani gets Clinton's old job. Reince Priebus, head of the RNC, gets a job on his cabinet. Corey Lewandowski, former campaign manager (fired for assaulting a reporter) replaces Reince Priebus, and the Republican party gets totally hijacked. Trump has access to our surveillance state and all the goodies hidden in the inner government's archives. Iran deal? Gone. Obamacare? Gone. Paris agreement? Gone. Legal abortions? Gone. The vacant supreme court justice seat gets filled by a Republican, and there are possibly 3 more seats up for grabs soon, as older justices retire/die. This could set us back decades.

[shaft]

We can only hope he's not as crazy as all the campaign rhetoric. He was a Clinton loving democrat just 3 years ago.

He is probably going to lose the popular vote. Less than a million difference and California hasn't even been fully counted.

[Ryoki]

Which means exactly nothing, right?

[Transient]

Yep. Fuck the Electoral College. It screwed us with Bush, too. Haha, I miss Bush now.

[shaft]

It means we need to reflect more on our fucked up election system. It also shows even if he is president the majority didn't want him. It's a statement.

[Doombrain]

He was making jokes just now on tv. An interview on radio 4 makes a good point on those times he needs to make a yes/no on the spot choice that could effect the whole world, what's he going to do.

[AndyW]

HAIL TO THE KING !!!

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[Κracus]

Let's do all the retarded shit!

-US

[seremtan]

could've had Bernie

just sayin

[Ryoki]

Memph did you ever get around to putting a bet on it like Chunk suggested? Can you retire now?

[Ryoki]

Well that's a shame, could have made a killing.

[vileliquid1026]

could've had Bernie

just sayin

Not with Hillary around.

Some more fuel for your hatred of Americans: Harambe

[scared?]

Why didn't biden run? He would have won easily...

[Ryoki]

hatred of Americans

It's not hatred i feel, it's severe dissapointment and a deep sense of dread. All the good work Obama did will be reversed and i'm actively worried what kind of world my unborn child will grow up in. Fuck the Paris climate treaty, say bye bye to obamacare and the possibility of an increase of minimum wage, tear up the treaty with Iran, etc etc. It's terrifying. And stupid.

This is a resounding victory for anti intellectualism and a fuck you to the rest of the world.

[plained]

drop the bs terrified/sad act it is over

[Ryoki]

What makes you think it's an act plained?