It's official, I am now a GILF...

Post by **scared?** » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:01 pm

9 pounds, 5 ounce baby boy... All the bitches want this 9 inch grampaw cock fo sho... Jellus?...

Will update with pictures...

Post by **shaft** » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:19 pm

you're a grandma? congrats on the baby and the operation!

Post by **scared?** » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:28 pm

That doesn't make since... Unless ur a moron...

Post by **xer0s** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 1:00 am

Congrats!

I didn’t realize having one testicle constituted a gender change. But makes sense!

Post by **Captain** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 2:27 am

Mazel tov Jeffrey! Do you have a mohel for your bris yet?

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:13 am

Congrats!
Boy or a girl?

Post by **raw** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:19 pm

Congrats! Being a Grandpa is fantastic!

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:52 pm

congrats.
Can't wait to tell them I used to fuck people like them in prison.

Post by **dekayd** » Fri Oct 09, 2020 6:51 pm

9 pounds, 5 ounces... stretched :olo:
Congrats dumbo.

Post by **scared?** » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:31 am

The baby can't go home yet... He needs a penis reduction... They say it's genetics likely inherited from his grandfather...

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Oct 10, 2020 2:07 pm

Your family R rate is like, 8 or 9.

Congrats you old, old cunt.

Post by **Denz** » Sat Oct 10, 2020 3:31 pm

Congrats!! That is so awesome.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Oct 10, 2020 9:18 pm

Gwamps 2: Redneck Boogaloo :olo:

Post by **mrd** » Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:31 am

:olo: :olo:

Also, I dunno why but this made me laugh way harder than it should've:

Doombrain wrote:Congrats you old, old cunt.