The end is nigh

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:19 am

You know the world must be ending when something you think could never possibly happen, happens. It all started six months ago. I dated this 23 year old girl for about a week, had fun together. Hanging out, driving around, going out to eat late at night. Then, out of nowhere, she dissapeared. A few months went by and sooner or later I decided I'd probably never see her again, so that was it, I was back in the field.

Now, six months from this short fiasco, she's back. A 1 in a million chance, she got a job doing the same fucking thing I do at the same place. I thought I had gone crazy, sitting in the smoke room and all of a sudden I see her there, walking in, blew my fucking mind. That's not all though folks. At 2am, we went on a high speed drive in her brand new Hyundai Tiburon GT. Then we went on another high speed, but not as fast, in my wimpy Ford Probe. If you ask me, this could be something, a sign. I don't know, I still can't believe this happened.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:20 am

Did you get head?

Post by **o'dium** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:21 am

6 months is enough time to get her cock cut off and replaced with a fake pussy, so well done mate your onto a winner :icon14:

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:29 am

I still can't believe it, maybe this is one of those fight club scenerios.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:30 am

going out to eat late at night.

i thought you worked night shift at walmart?
sorry dude but this cracked me up
"she got a job doing the same fucking thing I do at the same place."
she sure sounds like a winner,you should hold on to her

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:30 am

get bent and/or banned

Post by **o'dium** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:30 am

Tyler who?

Post by **Foo** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:36 am

You're right ZeroFactor. A female might be just the thing to get you over your soul destroying wipeout at the hands of The Internet.

Post by **Pext** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:37 am

maybe you should ask her WHY she disappeared?

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:39 am

Pext wrote:maybe you should ask her WHY she disappeared?

my moneys on prison :icon14:

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:41 am

She told me her roommate at the time had a hissy fit and kicked her out, which forced her to get two full-time jobs and her own place. So apparently she quit 1 of her jobs and came to work at Wallyworld.

Post by **4days** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:44 am

Zerofactor wrote:I still can't believe it, maybe this is one of those fight club scenerios.

that's exactly what i thought when i read this thread. it's uncanny, it's like she's your marla.

"we stack your shelves, we wipe your floors, we do all the things it's still slightly too expensive to build a machine for. so until it's legal to train monkeys to do this stuff, do not fuck with us"

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 am

4days wrote:
Zerofactor wrote:I still can't believe it, maybe this is one of those fight club scenerios.
that's exactly what i thought when i read this thread. it's uncanny, it's like she's your marla.

"we stack your shelves, we wipe your floors, we do all the things it's still slightly too expensive to build a machine for. so until it's legal to train monkeys to do this stuff, do not fuck with us"

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 am

Zerofactor wrote:She told me her roommate at the time had a hissy fit and kicked her out, which forced her to get two full-time jobs and her own place. So apparently she quit 1 of her jobs and came to work at Wallyworld.

so neither of you have your own place?

a match made in heaven

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:47 am

Actually, she does. Which is good because I'm halfway to having enough moneys to move out.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:04 pm

so which trailer park you going to move into?

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:10 pm

I was thinking more of an apartment or a house.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:13 pm

even if you pooled both your wages ($800 max) you wouldnt be able to afford an apartment (according to your earlier posts) :icon26:

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:14 pm

that's weird, cause everyone else I work with has a place, my friend pays child support and he has a place.

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:18 pm

then how come you havent got your own place now?
and...
"I'm halfway to having enough moneys to move out."
????

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:19 pm

busetibi wrote:then how come you havent got your own place now?
and...
"I'm halfway to having enough moneys to move out."

You've answered your own question. I'm saving money for a security deposit. So I'm on a tight lil budget.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:19 pm

do you have any ambitions btw

Post by **Zerofactor** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:19 pm

saturn wrote:do you have any ambitions btw

What do you mean? (sorry I don't hear people using the word ambitions much)

Post by **Geebs** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:21 pm

Nothing says white trash quite like meeting up with a girl and going "high speed driving" with her.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 12:22 pm

do you understand the word ambition? It's not like it's a difficult question.

most people want to have a career, big house, kids, travel the world, etc.