A sampling of the emails I get after the Hilton Incident

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:23 am

AN YOU SEND ME ALL HER PHONE ENTRIES PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE PICS I'LL TAKE THOOSE TO. I LIKE THE PICS ON YOUR SITE OF ALL THE GIRLS. DO U KNOW THEM B/C THEY'RE REALLY HOT. DID U HAVE THE PRIVALAGE OF TAKING ALL THOOSE?

and

Hey, I got your email from that quak something.com website... Can you send me Paris Hilton's phone book list? Thanks!!!!!!! I couldnt find then anywhere!

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:25 am

THAT'S FANTASTIC I'M TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY

Post by **Jackal** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:33 am

LOL INTERNET

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:34 am

POSTING AGAIN TO REAFFIRM MY AMAZEMENT. SCORE!

Post by **Jackal** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:36 am

good thing you posted twice there. I wasn't really too sure of any sort of amazement going on but now HEYA

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:38 am

I CAN'T GET OVER THIS THREAD, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE AMAZING. I TRIED TO BETTER IT BY RIPPING OFF MY TESTICLES AND STUFFING EACH ONE INTO MY EYESOCKETS, BUT THAT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE. NOW I'M BLIND AND I CAN'T HAVE KIDS WTF

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:45 am

"Hey, I got your email from that quak something.com website... Can you send me Paris Hilton's phone book list? Thanks!!!!!!! I couldnt find then anywhere"

IF THAT'S THE KIND OF HILARITY INSTORE FOR THIS THREAD, I'M GOING TO THE SURGEON TO GET MY RIBCAGE REINFORCED WITH STEEL, BECAUSE THESE SHITS IS LIABLE TO EXPLODE!

Post by **Jackal** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:47 am

LOL INTERNET

Post by **R00k** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:52 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:I CAN'T GET OVER THIS THREAD, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE AMAZING. I TRIED TO BETTER IT BY RIPPING OFF MY TESTICLES AND STUFFING EACH ONE INTO MY EYESOCKETS, BUT THAT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE. NOW I'M BLIND AND I CAN'T HAVE KIDS WTF

:icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:02 am

Shit mate, sorry my thread blew your mind so badly you ended up castrating yourself! :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **Dukester** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:22 am

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:09 am

4g3nt_Smith wrote:Shit mate, sorry my thread blew your mind so badly you ended up castrating yourself! :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

OK I'M BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL AFTER SOME COMPLICATIONS. IT SEEMS THAT POKING MY EYES OUT WITH MY BALLS HAS SOMEHOW GIVEN ME SUPERPOWERS. I CAN NOW SHOOT CUM FROM MY EYES. CALL ME SEMAN.

I THINK I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, TOO. THE SHEER HILARITY OF YOUR FIRST POST OBVIOUSLY MADE THIS THREAD RADIOACTIVE. YOU KNOW THE REST

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:13 am

:icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:26 am

hahaha seman
i'm taking a real fierce liking to this internet chap's style

Post by **Canidae** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:32 am

Except it's not him.

Post by **mjrpes** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:03 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:I CAN'T GET OVER THIS THREAD, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE AMAZING. I TRIED TO BETTER IT BY RIPPING OFF MY TESTICLES AND STUFFING EACH ONE INTO MY EYESOCKETS, BUT THAT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE. NOW I'M BLIND AND I CAN'T HAVE KIDS WTF

JFC

Post by **vinlakers22** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:14 am

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:59 pm

Canidae wrote:Except it's not him.

HOW AM I NOT ME? HELLO HERE I AM LOOK AT ME

Post by **Transient** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:02 pm

omg can you pm me the pics you got all of them even the nudes omg

Post by **Pext** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:31 pm

seman :icon19:

Post by **signa** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:24 pm

google noobs.