Paris Hilton's Phone Book! Hacked

Post by **dzjepp** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:38 pm

inolen wrote:
dzjepp wrote:He's writing a Mortal Kombat book for Midway (the 'Mortal Kombat Bible' or whatever).
"Mortal Kombat Bible
A detailed FAQ covering the Mortal Kombat games."

That sounds more like a gig than a job (but of course, I do not know his situation).

I think one of his relatives works there or is closely affiliated with Midway or whatnot and duke is trying to slide between the cracks starting with this book deal he's got going.

Post by **inolen** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:39 pm

Actually...

This document is unpublished work and is copyright © 1995-2004 Jason
Shearer. Midway®, Mortal Kombat®, and the dragon logo® are all registered
trademarks of Midway Amusement Games, LLC. All character names are trademarks
of Midway Amusement Games, LLC.

It seems the site has no affiliation with Midway.

Post by **inolen** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:41 pm

DukeNukem#1 wrote:It may be obvious by now that MK has played a big part in my life. There was a
time when I was very unstable. During the worst times, MK gave me a sense of
pride. It basically saved my life in a time when I saw no light and felt no
love. It kept me focused on something other than foolish thoughts. Many of the
kids that play MK today have never experienced MK in its prime, when it
revolutionized arcade fighting games. Therefore they don't have much of an
appreciation for the series for what it really is. They see only blood and
fatalities, a cool-looking character, or a poorly translated port. But to each
his/her own. I must thank Ed and John for creating this great franchise. I hope
my work reflects my appreciation for what MK has given me, and I hope all of
you MK fans out there enjoy it as much as I enjoy working on it. Many thanks to
the people who have contributed to this project. Before you journey into this
book, be sure you're viewing it with a fixed-width font, such as Courier.
Courier New (size 9 or 10) is recommended. Here we go...

DukeNukem#1 wrote:PROLOGUE

Like Sub-Zero, Scorpion's true name and origin are not known. He has show from
time to time distrust and hatred towards Sub-Zero. Between ninjas, this is
usually a sign of opposing clans.

Jesus christ :icon19:

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:42 pm

I'm going to post a backup of this thread in a little while thanks to memphis for saving this.

Post by **Bdw3** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:44 pm

inolen wrote:
Jesus christ :icon19:

That's not his.... He's doing somethign similar for them.

Post by **dzjepp** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:44 pm

Some time ago he posted in a thread that his uncle works there, I dunno. And he said that a next gen. MK game would use the Doom 3 engine... I guess he wasn't that far off cuz Midway announced a week or so ago that they licenced the Unreal 3 engine for a bunch of their projects including the stuff they got going at the Chicago office (which is the MK office).

Post by **dzjepp** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:45 pm

Anyways I don't fucking see how Jay Leno can make fun of Bush and we can't have a little fun with some dumb bloke that can't tell right from wrong...

Post by **dzjepp** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:46 pm

inph do you use the msn account you posted in your profile

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:47 pm

I use inphlict@hotmail.com more often

Post by **inolen** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:49 pm

Bdw3 wrote:
inolen wrote:
Jesus christ :icon19:
That's not his.... He's doing somethign similar for them.

Yea, that guy says he was 12 when he started playing in the early 90's.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:49 pm

Thread Back Up (Thanks to Memphis)

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Do not switch threads from the links switch them from here or u will be forwarded to the deleted part on quake3world.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:50 pm

Memphis wrote:
Dr_Watson wrote:somone needs to PM -me this...
the thread is pretty unreadable.
I have the whole thread saved (bar inphlict's first few edits)

you the man :icon14:

... why do i always sleep through the fun things that happen here.

Post by **Dukester** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:00 pm

This has got to be the best line outa the whole thing....

Shyamalan: Yes, I'm M. Night Shyamalan the famous director.

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:13 pm

I'm just waiting until tomorrow when today's view stats are avaliable from my host, so I can see if any of you slags are going to cost me extra bandwidth bills.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:20 pm

4g3nt_Smith wrote:I'm just waiting until tomorrow when today's view stats are avaliable from my host, so I can see if any of you slags are going to cost me extra bandwidth bills.

i web-zipped the paris stuff and the thread archives..
so if need be, i can mirror all of it on my university account.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:20 pm

New Prank, I didn't email all the people so I had a large number of email left.

Hello, I am writing about an upcoming casting event for the movie "State of Fear". The casting is scheduled for June 15th from 9:00A.M until 6:00P.M. It will take place at the Millennium Hilton Hotel in Manhattan N.Y. If you are interested about this upcoming feature please reply with some background information and include 3 reference pictures, 2 body and 1 face. We have a large number of spaces to fill for the upcoming movie.

Thank You
~Shyamalan

--------------------- Some replies, auto replies:

WFD: Your email was received and will be considered for reply as soon as the old man gets around to checking it. Go see Life Aquatic by Wes Anderson. It is a very interesting emotional journey.

Freston, Andrew: Don't email me again

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:22 pm

And who is WFD?

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:22 pm

i'm not sure why you're pretending to be Shymalan... wouldn't it be more "buy-able" if you were pretending to be a casting company affiliated with him?
not the actual guy.
i'm certain he doesn't do the legwork himself.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:25 pm

oh, now that the threads have archives.. you lazy buggers should re-edit your posts to return the integrity of the "official" thread.

btw... this is deffinately :

funniest thread of 2005 :icon14:
well-done gents!

Post by **Suave** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:28 pm

Bwhahaha! :icon19:

Comedy

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:30 pm

Candy Shop: Ok..thanx.

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:30 pm

http://www.ag3nts.info/book.html for anyone still wanting to call a celeb.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:34 pm

M. Night Shyamalan: For futher considerations please forward 3 pictures (2 body, 1 face) to my email for a quick analysis while I'm still at home. I'll provide more details once the images have been reviewed. Thank you.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:36 pm

M. Night Shyamalan: Ok thanks I will take it into consideration. Just to verify you and
your friend are fully interested correct?

heather richelle white: yes and from now on email me at XXX@XXX.XXX please