Dont slip off the forefront of the Q4 revolution!

Post by **GhostThane** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:30 am

:icon34: My Return! My Vision! Your Fear!
I will defeat Fatal1ty at the CPL!

Ok so a few dont believe and a few do so now lets get the story going.

A long time ago there was a game called Quake. I was there and Thresh had just won the tourney even though I beat him several times online (still to this day it is unknown if that was the true Thresh...an unsolved mystery).

In Quake 2 I was there heavily in the game community. I was in Clan [77] and I led the Offense squad known as the Lord of the reckoning. Bam Bam was our leader (u still out there Bam if so YO!). We defeated many clans in LMCTF and then time passed. Quake 3 was born and I'm sorry if this offends people but Q3 was not that good of a game. The Legions of Thane were there but the community was scattered.

Many games came and went, Tribes, CS, etc.. but the Glory of 1v1 deathmatch was very diminished. Everything was about Team games and the Glory of a Solo warrior before the eyes of the world would have to wait. Doom3 was a failure at DM.

Now we are here at Quake 4 on the horizion. The bones of my enemies are stirring. Many are gathering their rusty weapons and armor and preparing for battle for this promises to bring back the glory that was at its highest in Q2.

Prepare to make peace with your GODS. Fatal1ty was not even present in the days of old (Q1, Q2) and the True Veterans, Ghosts and Legendary warriors are rising again!

That cox link is dead I am at a new base of operations on a t3 rr network...premuim cable for the layman. The Hardware is outstanding and the skills are insane. Ya better get playing Doom3 again its what the Quake4 engine is on.

The True Premire Movie is here! Horka Thane is on your Bow...The Legions at stern and Destiny awaits!

http://home.san.rr.com/horkathane/Quake4-new.wmv

View at 100% vid size or be a n00b! :icon34:

Post by **GhostThane** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:32 am

FYI the entire gaming community knows...its been posted at over 24 sites on the web...This is big news!

-BC

Post by **Big Kahuna Burger** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:40 am

first post

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:05 am

Horkaloogie

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:07 am

I got that!

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:51 am

Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

Post by **inolen** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:59 am

Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:06 am

owned

Post by **o'dium** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:08 am

inolen wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.

I'd fucking mount it dude, GGs : icon fuckin 14 :

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:32 am

Back when Q3 had Mplayer built right into it, I'd see horka hang out in the 1v1 rooms (under the the name Gladiator). I played him many times there, and the sad sac never won a single round with me. He's not a natural and on top of that he doesn't seem to learn from his mistakes.

The mindless ramblings he puts out here are proof of that.

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:43 am

Oh yeah, from now on call me GhostPoo.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:49 am

jeeez...someone ban this fucker for being a boring geek.

Post by **brisk** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:45 am

The best part is that Horka is REALLY bad at quake. I remember seeing demos of him "back in the day" and it was quite painful to watch.

Post by **Geebs** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:58 am

reefsurfer wrote:jeeez...someone ban this fucker for being a boring geek.

Dude, you're heading out on to pretty thin ice there

Post by **hate** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:59 pm

we await your return

o great one

your legions will denounce

all who don't follow

welcome

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:36 pm

Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

that was one of the biggest ownt-escapades to grace these boards.
that and Horka's "girlfriend"

anyone still got that pic of the cheque with "NOT HORKA THANE" on the dotted line?

Post by **ajerara** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:30 pm

the return of dork-a-lame, yawn.

Post by **Foo** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:33 pm

Proof that even serious mental disability can be hilarious.

Post by **tnf** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:02 pm

inolen wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.

Where's the one I made that says "NOT HORKA THANE" on it...anyone still have that?

and holy shit i can't believe that was over 3 years ago.

Post by **eepberries** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:41 pm

Sup horka?