Only in America...

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:43 pm

...would this be considered news:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/20/lewis ... index.html

Hey America...do the world a favour:

Crawl up Tom Cruise's ass and choke on Micheal Jackson's white balls.

Post by **Canis** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:53 pm

Your being annoyed by it is even worse.

Post by **tnf** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:59 pm

Yea, lets take a perusal of all the worthless shit that falls into the 'news' category in other countries. Its just as pathetic anywhere else.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:35 pm

psssh. our most recent newsworthy cat was believed to be a on the loose puma for a few weeks

now thats feline ownage

Post by **dmmh** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:10 pm

tnf wrote:Yea, lets take a perusal of all the worthless shit that falls into the 'news' category in other countries. Its just as pathetic anywhere else.

ye sure...they dedicate entire columns to that kinda shit over here too....not

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:12 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:16 pm

People bitch about how the news always runs depressing stories about death and destruction and then they bitch when a piece runs that isn't serious...

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:27 pm

yes but they're not the same people

Post by **tnf** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:43 pm

dmmh wrote:
tnf wrote:Yea, lets take a perusal of all the worthless shit that falls into the 'news' category in other countries. Its just as pathetic anywhere else.
ye sure...they dedicate entire columns to that kinda shit over here too....not

All I am saying is that what people lap up as news is pathetic WORLDWIDE, not just here. But, once again, let's jump on the bandwagon - America is stoopid and dumb. Now, back to being a soccer hooligan.

Post by **eepberries** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:45 pm

NUMBA 1 CAT

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:55 pm

and fix yer teeth, Brit fags

(howz that for stereotyping)

Post by **diego** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:58 pm

Go, answer yer fucking e-mail or I'll break Your last bong, canadian faggot.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:30 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:and fix yer teeth, Brit fags

(howz that for stereotyping)

there's a moose aboot yer hoose, buddy

Post by **Dek** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:32 pm

Lewis has appeared in People magazine and his own page on the social networking site MySpace.com.

OMGZORS!! HE HAS APPEARED ON HIS OWN SITE AT MYSPACE!! OMG HE IS A RISING STAR!@!!***

Post by **Kills On Site** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:44 pm

bitWISE wrote:People bitch about how the news always runs depressing stories about death and destruction and then they bitch when a piece runs that isn't serious...

Yea, I too have noticed that.

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:49 pm

Just have the cat (puma) declawed, what's the big deal?

It's nice to see a kitty in the news once in awhile, too much death and destruction in this world, makes a person depressed.

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:04 pm

Just become if an American Citizen already noobs, you are obviously obsessed about us.

Post by **hate** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:15 pm

apparently there's no tabloids in fatville

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:38 pm

Denz wrote:Just have the cat (puma) declawed, what's the big deal?

It's nice to see a kitty in the news once in awhile, too much death and destruction in this world, makes a person depressed.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:55 am

Post by **Dek** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:18 pm

We have to run other stories schools out so they ran out of white chicks sleeping with kids in the class.