The Bible and brainwashing your kids

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:20 pm

If you find an Atheist....AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

:lol:

Post by **Deathshroud** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:25 pm

Jesus, I hovered my pointer over the giant lamb head and it made this devilish sound whilst it's head spun around. Kinda scared me.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:25 pm

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:29 pm

Become a "Mall Missionary".

Clearly there are ulterior motives evident. Even the word "mall" evokes evilness being a homonym for "maul" - the violent rending of flesh - and "mal" - Latin for "bad" and root for words like "malicious" and "malevolent". These Malls of the Damned - open even on Sunday! - are no innocent business centers, but active parties in the conspiracy to promote Secularism.

As you can see, malls are wastelands of Secularism and anti-Christian propaganda, and those that are driven there by the lies of Secular Consumerism need help to find their way back to the path of Salvation. As Christians, it is our duty and pleasure to help them. That is why we must become Mall Missionaries.

:lol:

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:53 pm

LOL, Earth day is the holiday for the Evolutionism "religion"

Post by **R00k** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:59 pm

Just when I thought I'd already heard the most stunningly retarded things that fanatic christians had to say.

Did you read the part about Kangaroos existing in the middle east? Or the proof that Cain could have fucked his sister without any negative effects, because more radiation was filtered out before the great flood? :lol:

Post by **4days** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:01 pm

Deathshroud wrote:Jesus, I hovered my pointer over the giant lamb head and it made this devilish sound whilst it's head spun around. Kinda scared me.

fucks sake, read your post then did the same damn thing.

filthy dirty christian bastards out to startle people, there need to be more lions.

Post by **rep** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:40 pm

Deathshroud wrote:Jesus, I hovered my pointer over the giant lamb head and it made this devilish sound whilst it's head spun around. Kinda scared me.

If by scared you mean it made you temporarily deaf because Macromedia can't get on the ball when it comes to fixing Flash sound levels, then you can count me in as well.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:42 pm

fuck the church and that christian shit...

Post by **R00k** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:42 pm

You're not counted in, nobody said anything like that.

Post by **rep** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:44 pm

4days and Deathshroud started the club. Now they can count me in it as well.

Go back to Hardee's, juicy fruit.

Post by **Mogul** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:45 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
If you find an Atheist....AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Man, that's insane. Completely opposite of Christianity's base concepts.

Pretty funny nontheless.

Post by **rep** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:49 pm

Atheists are funny because they don't understand what they're doing is a religion.

The path to true knowledge begins by admitting that you know nothing. There may not be an afterlife, and on the other hand there could be. We could all be fed to the Volcano god, or come face to face with Ra.

Post by **R00k** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:50 pm

rep wrote:4days and Deathshroud started the club. Now they can count me in it as well.

Go back to Hardee's, juicy fruit.

lol, you think there's a club. Oh to be accepted.

Post by **4days** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:51 pm

rep wrote:4days and Deathshroud started the club. Now they can count me in it as well.

Go back to Hardee's, juicy fruit.

fuck off.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:38 pm

Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?

Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!

:icon19:

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:54 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:
Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?

Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?

Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
:icon19:

:icon19:

Post by **Dr.Gibbs** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:02 pm

rep wrote:Atheists are funny because they don't understand what they're doing is a religion.

Dude, how is athiesm a religion?

And relax... that site isn't real... it's funny, but definitely fake

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:12 pm

Unfortunately, this site is real.

http://www.stopactivistjudges.org/

Post by **Canidae** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:14 pm

If a religious person does talk to an Athiest they are accused of trying to covert so it sounds like they can't win no matter what they do.
Says more about Athiest negative ,cynical point of view than anything else.

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:19 pm

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:25 pm

PH, curb your nonsense. I won't speak for atheists, but atheist or not, they are people that are more than the sum or their faith or lackthereof.

Shouldn't you be slamming the liberals over the Gomery inquiry or something?

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:25 pm

Post by **Hannibal** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:48 pm

I think I'm going to name my first-born Habu.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:54 pm

rep wrote:Atheists are funny because they don't understand what they're doing is a religion.

The path to true knowledge begins by admitting that you know nothing.

That is a complete load of bullshit. I'm sure some idiot somewhere is convinced that a complete lack of faith is a faith in itself.

Everytime someone says "I have no idea if there is a God or not...I'm just not sure" then most religious people take that as a opportunity to "convert them" and say things like "see...because you're not sure it means you believe".

It's fucking hiliarious....they think that someone who doesn't believe in god and can't explain the universe somehow believes in god but can't come to grips with it.

Fanatical, self-serving bullshit.

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