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by Cold_Fire
Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: so who has the day off?
Replies: 34
Views: 2372

Well that is a nice way to describe your unemployment :icon22:
by Cold_Fire
Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Should gay men be able to legally adopt children?
Replies: 374
Views: 35778

Foo wrote:Or moot.
Or I should be meutered for that
by Cold_Fire
Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:34 am
Forum: The Void
Topic: How long before drum cracks?
Replies: 10
Views: 1340

Uh...duh??

Does YourDampPaw wank off(and post here)on fri nites on gin n juice while his wife goes out every Fri night on a guys night out?
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Should gay men be able to legally adopt children?
Replies: 374
Views: 35778

I think this arguement would be mute if they simply sterilized the vast majority of hetrosexual men that produce children that they then abandon. :/
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:32 pm
Forum: The Void
Topic: How long before drum cracks?
Replies: 10
Views: 1340

You're right because I seem to recall seeing you ride by and waving at everyone in that short bus from the funny school. Do you still wear that helmet now that you graduated? Your good but only half as funny as Underpants? and now I see why. Your icon is a screaming confessional of your culinary tra...
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: The Void
Topic: How long before drum cracks?
Replies: 10
Views: 1340

He forgot to mention he was dishwasher on ship because when he got on stage and started playing the drums on amateur night 87 people jumped overboard :)
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:30 pm
Forum: The Void
Topic: How long before drum cracks?
Replies: 10
Views: 1340

He already cracked and is posting from prison after killing his bandmates because he blames them for why they don't make enough money to live.

Well, at least he is getting sex now.
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My dad probably has inoperable pancreatic cancer.
Replies: 56
Views: 4675

Massive Quasars wrote:Spend some time with him, and explore all his options.
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You want him to get a second opinion from Dr. Pepper?? :>E]
by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Post your car.
Replies: 130
Views: 10357

Here is my new car. I was so happy with it I decided to take it out for a spin the first day and we went out for Chinese.

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by Cold_Fire
Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: so who has the day off?
Replies: 34
Views: 2372

Re: so who has the day off?

ahh the pleasures of getting paid for nothing. think im gonna go practice some golf shots. my local course opens next weekend. 2 weeks earlier than most years(global warming fuck yeah!). gonna try and get in as many tourneys as i can this summer. first one is in the middle of may. the goal here is ...
by Cold_Fire
Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: My dad probably has inoperable pancreatic cancer.
Replies: 56
Views: 4675

Get a second opinion, and a full checkup yourself in case its genetic or enviromental.
by Cold_Fire
Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: The Void
Topic: How to tell if you're having a midlife crisis..
Replies: 35
Views: 2674

Quick Drumb, sell your car and get a whore to make yourself feel better.
Oh wait, that wouldn't give you enough to make one even reach into your pocket and brush your nuts getting it and start running.
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I just love the Kha'ak!
Replies: 9
Views: 1639

Re: I just love the Kha'ak!

Methyd™ wrote:I seriously can't get enough COCK!
http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN ... %20Reunion



hahahaha..

:D
Well then just take that vice executive cock out of your mouth for a moment and tell us how many you have to service for that contract?
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: so i recently seen once upon a time in china
Replies: 10
Views: 1468

old ...sea :)
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Eggplant can only taste good when...
Replies: 28
Views: 3023

You only date asians now?
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Does Wal-Mart have the games industry 'by the balls'?
Replies: 10
Views: 1515

They are actually appyling to be certified as a bank here in the US.
The US electorate would and should declare war on ChinaMart and not send another Cheese Dooble dollar to that uncontrolled military dictatorship.
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Lost Computer: How exactly would you handle this?
Replies: 46
Views: 4144

I used to work for HP, I know exactly what you need to do to get your laptop back. :) See...If you bought your HP from the Kracus Bar Sales Network that very laptop that was stolen from you would have been offered to you now (or at least NOW if you were fool enough to have actually have met that c_...
by Cold_Fire
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: thermite and sulfur brought down wtc say physicist...
Replies: 39
Views: 4883

riddla wrote:Goof, solving the world's mysteries while babysitting the kids. Heroic shit.
.Didn't Hulk Hogan or that bald guy from XXX where this cape before Goof?

Or am I the Dr. on House and I just diagnosed Goof as sniffing too many dirty diapers and cleaning products like Mr Clean ?