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if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
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DooMer wrote:I AM A BANANA
ooo thats the best shaped fruit :lol: :P
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shadd_. wrote:if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
too many cartoons -->
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Post by Bacon »

dzjepp wrote:Well, I've heard that if you where falling in an elevator and the moment you where about to crash if you jumped up you wouldn't brake your legs and shit... but fuck me where did I hear this?
That will not do shit unless you can jump faster than the speed you are falling.
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Post by ^misantropia^ »

shadd_. wrote:if you were falling in an elevator at a speed great enough to break your legs, would'nt you be pasted onto the ceiling?
No. You have the same velocity as the elevator surrounding you (assuming it's in free fall, not actually accelerating).
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

lol

I forgot all about this "random thought". :olo:
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Schnabelkäse
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Re: Stoned thought of the day...

Post by Jackal »

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
dzjepp wrote: Now that all of a sudden you are being thrusted in a different direction, or would the down force be to great to affect any upward motion on the body?

Kthx. :paranoid:
Immediately changing direction within 5 feet of the ground would actually add more to the forces that would kill you on impact anyway.

You'd still go splat....but this time you'd be compressed enough to do what every man wants and suck your own cock right down to the balls.
Thank you for saying exactly what I wanted to say.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

Suck your own cock right down to the balls?
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Post by R00k »

Here's my stoned thought for the day: Can you really do that by having a rib removed?
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Post by Grudge »

I saw a picture on the Internet of someone doing that once.
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Which you promptly saved
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Post by Guest »

Man, strange but it look like the type of thread I would have done myself.
I already tried the elevator one and jump once in a subway while it was traveling full speed…No I didn’t splattered to the fronting door.
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pete wrote:Man, strange but it look like the type of thread I would have done myself.
I already tried the elevator one and jump once in a subway while it was traveling full speed…No I didn’t splattered to the fronting door.
lol

Those elevators sometimes have cameras.

That means that - somewhere out there in the toilet that is your life - there's a person with video tape of you jumping up and down in the elevator like an idiot. :olo:
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