The end is nigh

[Pauly]

Nothing says white trash quite like meeting up with a girl and going "high speed driving" with her.

That's a luxury night out around here

[Pauly]

do you understand the word ambition? It's not like it's a difficult question.

most people want to have a career, big house, kids, travel the world, etc.

His ambition is to be able to spell ambition

[busetibi]

youre missing the point,
if as you state "that's weird, cause everyone else I work with has a place, my friend pays child support and he has a place."
then why dont you have you own place now?
if every one you work with has there own place, than why not you??

a hint:
dont bullshit a bullshitter,
i do it for a living

[Zerofactor]

Come on man, it was a Hyundai Tiburon Gt for crappin' out loud.

[Zerofactor]

youre missing the point,
if as you state "that's weird, cause everyone else I work with has a place, my friend pays child support and he has a place."
then why dont you have you own place now?
if every one you work with has there own place, than why not you??

a hint:
dont bullshit a bullshitter,
i do it for a living

Because the past few months I've been a lazy fuck, spending every cent of my money. That's why.

My ambitions? or goals, as I would've said, are to:

Have a career
Have a wife
Have a house

Then I'll be done.

[saturn]

Career in what? Walmart head toiletcleaner?

[Zerofactor]

Career in what? Walmart head toiletcleaner?

This is the last time I will say this, Walmart is not my career choice.

[Pauly]

Career in what? Walmart head toiletcleaner?

This is the last time I will say this, Walmart is not my career choice.

You need to stop biting.

[saturn]

you don't have a clue do you?

When there's no direction chosen, all winds are unfavorable.

[Zerofactor]

BUT ANYWAY. I like this chick and hopefully she doesn't turn out like the last two people I dated.

[saturn]

good luck, i hope she likes losers

[Geebs]

BUT ANYWAY. I like this chick and hopefully she doesn't turn out like the last two people I dated.

What, brainy and ambitious enough to kick you to the kerb? Or (much) better at drawing than you?

[Zerofactor]

No, the last two chicks just didn't know what the hell they wanted and were to invovled with themselves to even think about anything close to a relationship.

[Geebs]

whereas you're all about direction and drive, huh?

[Zerofactor]

at 130 miles per hour

[busetibi]

fucks sake!!!!!
DIAF

[Geebs]

at 130 miles per hour

Seriously, man, I don't think you're in any position to pay for a ticket

[Zerofactor]

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[MKJ]

you don't have a clue do you?

When there's no direction chosen, all winds are unfavorable.

how very deep :icon14: n1

[Zerofactor]

1.21 GIGAWATTS!?

[+JuggerNaut+]

BUT ANYWAY. I like this chick and hopefully she doesn't turn out like the last two people I dated.

dude, she dropped off the face of the earth and didn't contact you. grudge f*ck her and let it go.

[Grandpa Stu]

i hate the break the news to you but that tiburon isn't much better than your probe other than the fact that it's newer.

btw, can you draw for us what she looks like?

[Zerofactor]

i hate the break the news to you but that tiburon isn't much better than your probe other than the fact that it's newer.

btw, can you draw for us what she looks like?

Certainly, if I can get a picture of her. I know what she looks like, but it's 100 times easier with a photo.

[feedback]

You know the world must be ending when something you think could never possibly happen, happens. It all started six months ago. I dated this 23 year old girl for about a week, had fun together. Hanging out, driving around, going out to eat late at night. Then, out of nowhere, she dissapeared. A few months went by and sooner or later I decided I'd probably never see her again, so that was it, I was back in the field.

Now, six months from this short fiasco, she's back. A 1 in a million chance, she got a job doing the same fucking thing I do at the same place. I thought I had gone crazy, sitting in the smoke room and all of a sudden I see her there, walking in, blew my fucking mind. That's not all though folks. At 2am, we went on a high speed drive in her brand new Hyundai Tiburon GT. Then we went on another high speed, but not as fast, in my wimpy Ford Probe. If you ask me, this could be something, a sign. I don't know, I still can't believe this happened.

She'll probably quit her job because the creepy loser she dated for a week popped up again.

[feedback]

No, the last two chicks just didn't know what the hell they wanted and were to invovled with themselves to even think about anything close to a relationship.

so in other words, you didn't have a relationship with them

jesus