did jesus really exist?

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did jesus really exist?

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all signs point to no...paul the only moron who was close to being around at the time of jesus's death (10-20 years later) didn't think so...he only wrote about christ on the cross, the resurrection and the ascension...more in symbolic terms which he never places happening on earth...he never thought jesus was a human and he is the main link to the story...mark, matthew, luke and paul came much later (40-50 years after his death) much of mark and i believe luke's writings were plagerized...

jesus has more hero characterisics then hercules, zuess, jupiter, robinhood and apollo according to lord raglan's scale...which goes like this...

# The hero's mother is a royal virgin
# His father is a king and
# often a near relative of the mother, but
# the circumstances of his conception are unusual, and
# he is also reputed to be the son of a god
# at birth an attempt is made, usually by his father or maternal grandfather, to kill him, but
# He is spirited away, and
# Reared by foster-parents in a far country
# We are told nothing of his childhood, but
# On reaching manhood he returns or goes to his future kingdom.
# After a victory over the king and or giant, dragon, or wild beast
# He marries a princess, often the daughter of his predecessor and
# becomes king
# For a time he reigns uneventfully and
# Prescribes laws but
# later loses favor with the gods and or his people and
# Is driven from from the throne and the city after which
# He meets with a mysterious death
# often at the top of a hill.
# his children, if any, do not succeed him.
# his body is not buried, but nevertheless
# he has one or more holy sepulchres.


sounds like a bs story to me...u?...
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Your a fucking moron...........tenderloin


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u actually believe in happy invisible guy in the sky? rofl...
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lots of shitty threads today
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u know that alexander the great only scores 6 on the hero list...jesus 19...

thats out of 22...uhm...
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Post by MKJ »

theres a difference in "being a jesuit" and "believing there ever lived a guy on which all these bs stories are based on" mind.

im going for the latter. there mihtve been some guy named jesus around who perhaps was some kind of goodie twoshoes, but being the son of god, walking on water etc.. uh no.
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christian belief is based on faith, not facts.
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theres really no proof a guy name jesus even existed...but that not what religious scholars have been saying for hundreds of years...but there is no literal eye witness accounts written anywhere...
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Post by Canis »

Dek wrote:christian belief is based on faith, not facts.
Wait....belief is based on faith? No way!
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Thanks for debunking that myth, Goof. Stay tuned for tommorow, when Geooff discovers Adolf Hilter never really died during the last days of Berlins stand, he's actually living in Cuba!
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i just always thought jesus was a real historical figure and all the son of god gayness was the myth...apparently it all is bs...lol@christians even more now...
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I heard jesus is a little bitch..sounds like I'm right..like always..good times
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I heard Jesus lived his life in a cheap motel on the edge of Route 66
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I heard Jesus sucked my cock.
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ever read josephus or do you get your history facts from redneck newspapers and google?
There is truckloads of info that point to the historical person of Jesus as a real person
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So dark sided
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Freakaloin wrote:u actually believe in happy invisible guy in the sky? rofl...
owned. case closed. :icon14:
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Post by S@M »

or read any of a heap of Roman historians
Cornelius Tacitius, Lucian of Samosata, Suetonius, Plinius Secundus or a Jewish one Flavius Josephus or the arab text of his work...etc etc etc.

or keep your head in teh sand
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Post by Freakaloin »

S@M wrote:ever read josephus or do you get your history facts from redneck newspapers and google?
There is truckloads of info that point to the historical person of Jesus as a real person
all heresay no0b...if not show it to me...its not there i already looked...
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eepberries wrote:So dark sided
/shivers
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Freakaloin wrote:all heresay no0b...if not show it to me...its not there i already looked...
crushed..
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Post by Freakaloin »

S@M wrote:or read any of a heap of Roman historians
Cornelius Tacitius, Lucian of Samosata, Suetonius, Plinius Secundus or a Jewish one Flavius Josephus or the arab text of his work...etc etc etc.

or keep your head in teh sand
yeah all those guys past jesus's time...not eyewitnesses...any moron knows...jesus supposedly died in 33ad....everyone forgot who jesus was for decades...then all of a sudden he was the son of god...hmmmuh ok...
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Post by Duhard »

how come I've never seen jesus if he's supposed to be everywhere huummm??

by the way chipmunks, "religion" is a word used by ignorants to put a tag on their ignorance..they just practice rituals and preach for something they've never seen nor understood..gg morons
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Freakaloin wrote:
S@M wrote:or read any of a heap of Roman historians
Cornelius Tacitius, Lucian of Samosata, Suetonius, Plinius Secundus or a Jewish one Flavius Josephus or the arab text of his work...etc etc etc.

or keep your head in teh sand
yeah all those guys past jesus's time...not eyewitnesses...any moron knows...jesus supposedly died in 33ad....everyone forgot who jesus was for decades...then all of a sudden he was the son of god...hmmmuh ok...
yeah thats right, all those Roman historians just made it up, everyone knows teh Romans never kept archival documents, :dork:
using your logic, written history can wave goodbye
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