Lawbert, I just heard about the irukandji problem

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:31 am

wtf, swerving swells could pine box a nigga in your hood, brother.

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:05 pm

^ (it's a link)

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:16 pm

an irukandji ate testoclesius' baby

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:26 pm

It's God's way of keeping all them criminals in place.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:06 am

Only fags are scared of irukandji.

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:53 am

Being scared of millimeter-sized penis-shaped objects that might randomly wander up one's ass followed by nice long deadliest-poison-known-to-man high colonic definately sounds a bit gay. You're right, my bad.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:59 am

Here's the deal.

If an irukandji gets you, you're in deep shit. But they're rare as fuck. Last time I was at the Whitsunday Islands along the Great Barrier Reef I was talking to one of the divemasters and he said in 30 years of swimming in the waters he'd never been stung, so look at it like that.

Of course you're going to hear the story about the random tourist Jap who had never been in the ocean before and got stung 10 seconds into his first dive, but that's certainly not the norm.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:00 am

Plus they have these big gay looking bodysuits you can wear which protect you. You look so retarded though I'd rather take my chances with the irukandji.