In the Name of the Kingdom

[menkent]

oh, it gets better than that:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

starring the younger brother from Titus (does anyone else even remember that show? it was pretty funny.)

[feedback]

"tonight we dress our wounds, and bury our dead. tomorrow we gouge evil from its shell"

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT WE DINE... IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WE SHALL GOUGE EVIL FROM ITS SHELL AND DIP IT'S SUCCULENTNESS IN LEMON BUTTER

[Turbine]

Jason Statham, boo yeah this move will be acceptably good.

[Nightshade]

The post above mine was made by a fucking retard.

[4days]

looks shit, statham or not.

OT, but in other movie news - just read that apparently there's going to be a remake of 'the warriors':

A modern-day remake of the film is set to be directed by Tony Scott, with a tentative release date of 2008. The remake will include real gang members and try to create a modern version of the story, set in Los Angeles. [4]

why, for fucks sake. why

[seremtan]

please god don't let uwe boll make the half-life movie

[menkent]

who would want to watch a movie that's just 2 hours of someone hiding behind a box anyway?

[Survivor]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/

But as far as i've heard they fucked up the story beyond recognition

[vesp]

'unleashing a sandstorm'

oh no... not a sandstorm! :/

[Fender]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/

But as far as i've heard they fucked up the story beyond recognition

That and Jerry Bruckheimer is only marginally better at making movies than Bol.

[Captain]

lol, that title screen with the empty faces says it all: shitty actors in unbelievable roles

Jesus Henry Christ what a fucking LoTR rip.

[Grudge]

Dungeon Siege? How the hell do you base a movie on dungeon siege? That game had the most uninteresting, uttely generic storyline i've ever come across in an rpg...

exactly

[Foo]

looks shit, statham or not.

OT, but in other movie news - just read that apparently there's going to be a remake of 'the warriors':

A modern-day remake of the film is set to be directed by Tony Scott, with a tentative release date of 2008. The remake will include real gang members and try to create a modern version of the story, set in Los Angeles. [4]

why, for fucks sake. why

hah, awesome.

And as for why... they already did assault on precinct 13 about 2 years back now..... twas only a matter of time

[Dr_Watson]

oh, it gets better than that:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/

starring the younger brother from Titus (does anyone else even remember that show? it was pretty funny.)

why do people keep giving that retard money to make terrible movies?

oh, and shame on dave foley and turkish for getting mixed up in one.

[Scourge]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/

Where does it end?

[iambowelfish]

why do people keep giving that retard money to make terrible movies?

Good question. According to wikipedia, it's the German government.

"Maybe you know it but it's not so easy to finance movies in total. And the reason I am able to do these kind of movies is I have a tax shelter fund in Germany, and if you invest in a movie in Germany you get basically fifty percent back from the Government."

Thanks, Germany!