What makes me a redneck?

[SoM]

Sargent dipshit is pulling up the rear.

Don't be so hard on yourself, hick

HA, i just saw the thread title and came in here to say

FUCKING HICK

edit; bald

[LawL]

I'm going out to have a few brews. So to be sure you don't get lonely, I'll post this.



It's my bald, idiot, redneck pic.

HF with it...

Anti-fashion.

[mancubus]

Someone please tell me that is a fucking wig!!!!

What a fucking asshole.

[LawL]

It certainly looks like a bonnet to me.

[Tsakali_]

truth be told you look like a redneck in that picture

[xer0s]

I hate pit bulls. They're ugly, dumb, and can be vicious. That's more of a white trash dog than a redneck dog anyways.

Further proof that you're a complete mong. Tell me, Iceman321, what was the breed of the most highly titled dog to date? That's right, a pitbull. Bandog Dread was his name.
http://www.workingpitbull.com/New%20Sit ... /dread.htm
The problems arise when they're owned by morons, such as yourself. Keep believing what the TV tells you, though. Dummy.

Lol, I hit a nerve by speaking bad about a dog. It's just my opinion. Nothing more. I think they're ugly. They are nowhere near the most intelligent breed. And they can be vicious if the owner is a moron, yes. And of course there are expections, just like everything. This Dread dog I'm sure is fabulous. My god, you defend pit bulls like they're your own flesh and blood. I mean, come on...

And you need to capitalize the m on IceMan321. Get it right ffs...

[Dark Metal]

I like the whiteness of the shoes.

[Scourge]

I'll agree on one thing, I haven't heard of many killer Irish Setters or Labs. Wonder why that is?

[Nightshade]

Lol, I hit a nerve by speaking bad about a dog. It's just my opinion. Nothing more. I think they're ugly. They are nowhere near the most intelligent breed. And they can be vicious if the owner is a moron, yes. And of course there are expections, just like everything. This Dread dog I'm sure is fabulous. My god, you defend pit bulls like they're your own flesh and blood. I mean, come on...

And you need to capitalize the m on IceMan321. Get it right ffs...

Hit a nerve...right. You really are an idiot.

[Captain]

I'll agree on one thing, I haven't heard of many killer Irish Setters or Labs. Wonder why that is?

Because they're gentle by nature

[Nightshade]

The Irish Setter that bit me when I was 4 didn't seem too gentle. Highly strung dogs, tend towards the skittish side...

[Scourge]

Highly unusual for a setter. And I bet you still have all your parts, eh?

[YourGrandpa]

Drizzzunk, and owned this thread.

[YourGrandpa]

Someone please tell me that is a fucking wig!!!!

What a fucking asshole.

I love owning the pathetic.

It's priceless.

Good times.

[Peenyuh]

1:00 am on the east coast. I gotta say, if he's a redneck, he's an hour early...

[mrd]

This is a pretty good thread.

[YourGrandpa]

I've got resposibilities. I can't party like I use to.

Redneck ++

[Scourge]

Fuckin redneck.

[Scourge]

Drizzzunk, and owned this thread.

You didn't own shit. Settle down you possum fucking ass burgler. Jeezus, no wonder they call you a redneck. You think you've won the fight before it even starts. Fuckin dillweed.

[zeeko]

MUTHAFUCKAYEAH

this thread is retarded

[zeeko]

grandpa- just get some sort of plain colored not too wide, v-neck t shirt... scrap that horizontal stripe, and find something that accentuates your height rather than width, and get some straight cut

holy shit

we should have a q3w for the nerd guy thread or something. yourgrandpa should post a nice straight on picture and let us photochop away at it.

[Nightshade]

Highly unusual for a setter. And I bet you still have all your parts, eh?

She was pregnant and dozing when I walked up to pet her.

[Scourge]

Yeah, I'm sure that equals to the time I was forced to walk 5 milesout of my way daily because of a couple of pit bulls that were free roaming and confronted me every time I tried to walk down a public road in the early 80's. Yeah those dogs were really abused and trained to kill. Free roaming and all. Yeah just stereotypicall.

edit: Btw, the owner swore up and down that the dogs were gentle as could be with "his family". Yeah, no shit. The dog will be gentle with whoever it's comfortable with and completely hostile with strangers in some cases.

[Chupacabra]

Just a curious question.

Since the term redneck originated in the southern United States and is used to describe someone of southern descent. I think that I'm well versed on the true definition, since I've lived in the southern US most of my life.

The label of redneck is of couse based on multiple stereotypes and is not considered a racist term. Even though it is typically used to describe a white person. (But that's ok, white people can't be the subject of racisim). To my best recollection a "Redneck" will have many, if not all of the following attributes.

They hunt, camp, fish, go four wheeling, trail riding, mudding and line dancing. They like country music, pit bulls, big belt buckles, big 4 wheel drive trucks with gun racks and bass boats. They wear tight Wrangler jeans, belts with their names on them and cowboy boots. They live outside the city limits, usually in trailers and can't hold down a job. They don't have much of an education, make much money and drink there incomes away. They don't like people of other races or people who speak out against america. They adorn their abodes with Rebel flags, pictures of dogs shooting pool and the infamous velvet Elvis. This list could go on, but I think you get the point.

Me?

I've never been hunting. I don't go camping, four wheeling, trail riding, mudding or line dancing, but I have participated on the rare occasion. I'm not a fan of country music, though I'll listen to some. I've never owened a pit bull, big belt buckle, big 4x4 truck, gun rack or cowboy boots. I live inside the city limits, in a house and have a good job. I've got a college education and make good money. Howerver, I can thow back a Budweiser with the best of them. I don't hate any race and believe in free speach, no matter what the subject. And I've never owned a Rebel flag or any of the other silly pictures.

My question has been posed...

Disclaimer:
Please base your opinions on the above statements and not some BS that you think is right.
Thank you.

why are you trying to pose your question based on a definition that you pick? the whole redneck thing is a stereotype and is pretty subjective.

i dont want to get too into this discussion...just pointing that out.

[R00k]

You're not a redneck gramps, you're just an idiot.

But as long as the term redneck obviously bothers you, you'll continue to be called a redneck. lol

The redneck stuff never bothers me. In fact, it's quite humorous. If calling me a redneck makes only one of these pepole on the interweb happy, please do so. I was simply interested, last night, with a buzz, as to what other people considered a redneck.

The "idiot" approach is somethig that bares question as well.... Please elaborate.

Bares question?