What makes me a redneck?

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GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol

"Objective conversation".

Fuckwit...I explicitly listed why I called you redneck (as if you had to ask since I tell you why almost every day) and you turned it into an insult towards me. You call that objective conversation?

Yes indeed you did address some of my points but you lost all focus in your mad-typing wrath to throw it back at me. :olo:

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I was being conversely objective, ya dick beater. Deal with it.
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Does anyone here have a pic of YourGrandfucker before he had the wig superglued to his head?? I sure as fuck don't remember him having that much hair...
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YourGrandpa wrote:But definitely objective conversation.
lol, no.
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i get a pretty red neck in the summertime :(
it is about time!
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ROFL
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YourGrandpa wrote:To protect the economy of the United States, none of my clothes were purchased at Walmart.
TO PROTECT AND SERVE

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lol

That's alot of cabbage.
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That's an unstoppable army of trained killers.
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YourGrandpa wrote:That's an unstoppable army of trained killers.
Killers of fast food, maybe. Twinkie-slayer :olo:
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What makes a redneck?... I'm drunk and I DO NOT approve this thread. What the fuck was the whole point of all of this?

This is FUCKING redneck:


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What the fuck? Why would anyone but a rednecked, sister-fucking, white trash, hillbilly do either of the two?

Thread closed :\ I win.
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Fast food killers? :rolleyes:

Your solar powered dome seems to be malfunctioning soldier. The radiant heat is actually eating your brain.
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how about trained killers of comedy?

"solar powered dome"
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So to sum it up, YGP is a redneck because he thinks Amurka is God's gift to the world, he is incapable of and uninterested in, understanding the views of others, he keeps guns in his house despite the risk of his child unlocking the cabinet and then blowing himself or another away. And generally, he's dumb and loves consumption.
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YourGrandpa wrote:Fast food killers? :rolleyes:

Your solar powered dome seems to be malfunctioning soldier. The radiant heat is actually eating your brain.
You're really going a long ways towards fulfilling the stupidity requirement of redneckery.
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just wait till gramps' kid loses his iPod with all those guns around

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vileliquid1026 wrote:What makes a redneck?... I'm drunk and I DO NOT approve this thread. What the fuck was the whole point of all of this?

This is FUCKING redneck:


AND


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What the fuck? Why would anyone but a rednecked, sister-fucking, white trash, hillbilly do either of the two?

Thread closed :\ I win.
fuck me, is that hulks sister?
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When I was driving to work this morning a toilet seat had blown into the road and that picture was all I could think about
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:So to sum it up, YGP is a redneck because he thinks Amurka is God's gift to the world, he is incapable of and uninterested in, understanding the views of others, he keeps guns in his house despite the risk of his child unlocking the cabinet and then blowing himself or another away. And generally, he's dumb and loves consumption.
You're a fucking idiot. A curse way worse than any title you could place on me. I'm sorry you weren't born an American. Because it's obvious you've had a hard time dealing with being the nationality that you are. I do understand the views of others. I also understand that America's current state makes it an easy target for the haters. I bet guys like you love to see America have problems. You get all giddy inside, believing for that split second that you are now somehow better than them. I also know how conveniet it is to look past the good provided by the US over the past 100 years and focus on the negative.

As far as your gun fantasy goes. It could be applied to anything dangerous that exists in the average household. Except this danger is locked up, unlike most. But I'm sure you only clean your house with 100% organic cleaners, cut your food with plastic knives, only use holistic medicines, etc...

Again, you're a fucking idiot and I feel sorry for you. You've got to live with your condition every day.

GL. :up:
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ffs man... way to prove his point
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Well there you go folks... Just as I described.

Anyway Gwamps for your son's sake you might want to take a look at this. I know you say you're open minded.

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/press- ... 92002.html
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No gramps. We're all in this together and - like it or not - America is leading the world towards the future. The problem is that America is leading us over a cliff.

This has nothing to do with heritage or birthplace. The man has nailed you on several points. You do indeed think the US is the shit and you have completely ignored advice/links/whatever when people posted them on eleventy billion occasions. Bringing up the fact that he's not Amurcan and therefore couldn't possibly understand what the issues are is like saying we can't have opinions on movies unless we're movie directors/producers/actors.

The thing I've noticed about your posts is that you get annoyed when people criticize something but don't immediately offer solutions in the same post. Again...this is like saying you can't have an opinion on Murcuh unless you're American.

Fuckin redneck.
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I'm sure there are just as many studies that say different. I bet you thought drinking 6 glasses of water every day was good for you. :olo:
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YourGrandpa wrote:I'm sure there are just as many studies that say different.
Then find them and link them here.

I have to say the most obvious thing in that study was that the death rate in the target groups was similar, regardless of firearms.

But the other obvious thing was that the availability of guns makes it more likely the accident/murder/suicide will be from a gun.
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