well i finally got the operation
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i'll tell ya next year hopefully , crosses fingers
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if you weren't having problems with your foreskin, then that's a pretty stupid move.
Did you at least spare your frenulum (the wonderful sensitive part on the ventral side).
If you didn't, be prepared for a drastic change in the intensity and duration of your orgasms.
Did you at least spare your frenulum (the wonderful sensitive part on the ventral side).
If you didn't, be prepared for a drastic change in the intensity and duration of your orgasms.
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axbaby wrote: doctor says chance of infection is virtually zero so i won't bother wearing a condom anymore iffin i get me some some.
dude i almost fell off my chair when i read this.
circumcision isn't a magic bullet against infection man. All it does is reduce the risk a little because you now no longer have delicate mucousal tissue. If you're gonna have sex, then wear a fucking condom, unless you're absolutely positive your partner is disease free.
If you had zero chance of infection, then AIDS wouldn't exist in north america where circumcision is rampant. Do a bit of research, don't listen to that quack doctor.
Unless, of course, you're trolling.
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I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?
You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?
You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?
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Something axbaby has failed to serve?axbaby wrote:because i haven't had sex since Netscape

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might be this (and a womanR00k wrote:I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?
You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?

axbaby wrote:i had a hockey injury in my tweens on an eyelid so the doc used some of the leftover skin to improve my foresight
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he got a circumcision and used the skin to fix his eyelid?
i thought he was making up some kind of euphemism. i'm so confused....
i thought he was making up some kind of euphemism. i'm so confused....
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cockeye.
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You guys are morons. They haven't created the facepalm that would cover this one. 

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i did it for myself basically i had to do it.
i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win
you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.
foreskin foresight
i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win
you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.
foreskin foresight
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i think everyone got the foresight joke. ta tho
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cockeye .. i thought of it first Jayup ..stfu and the blizzard you rode in on
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merry xmas ax
ps. cockeye
ps. cockeye
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Merry Christmas shadd_
treat yourself to a skidoo ride and a Thermos of Tim Hortons.
i miss Tim Hortons so much , nothing here even comes close grr
treat yourself to a skidoo ride and a Thermos of Tim Hortons.
i miss Tim Hortons so much , nothing here even comes close grr
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
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get fucked donny
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so the foreskin eventually hangs like sleeve of wizard?
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Nice to hear the truth axbabyaxbaby wrote:i did it for myself basically i had to do it.
i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win
you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.
foreskin foresight

Congats & WD mate.
You still over there?
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all lies and some thought i was serious?
yes i am still in Namibia, lots of U308 for Iran and North Korea yet to find.
yes i am still in Namibia, lots of U308 for Iran and North Korea yet to find.
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I am crushed
Sounded ever so convincing
So when are you going to get done axbaby? Surely you're sick of pissing all over the floor?

Sounded ever so convincing

So when are you going to get done axbaby? Surely you're sick of pissing all over the floor?
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