well i finally got the operation

axbaby
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i'll tell ya next year hopefully , crosses fingers
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Re: well i finally got the operation

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if you weren't having problems with your foreskin, then that's a pretty stupid move.

Did you at least spare your frenulum (the wonderful sensitive part on the ventral side).

If you didn't, be prepared for a drastic change in the intensity and duration of your orgasms.
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axbaby wrote: doctor says chance of infection is virtually zero so i won't bother wearing a condom anymore iffin i get me some some.

dude i almost fell off my chair when i read this.



circumcision isn't a magic bullet against infection man. All it does is reduce the risk a little because you now no longer have delicate mucousal tissue. If you're gonna have sex, then wear a fucking condom, unless you're absolutely positive your partner is disease free.

If you had zero chance of infection, then AIDS wouldn't exist in north america where circumcision is rampant. Do a bit of research, don't listen to that quack doctor.

Unless, of course, you're trolling.
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;)

u must think i'm a DRuMass

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R00k
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I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?

You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?
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axbaby wrote:because i haven't had sex since Netscape
Something axbaby has failed to serve? :D
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R00k wrote:I've always been circumcised (well, practically always) -- but after 40 years? Why get rid of what's yours?

You didn't do this for a woman did you, Ax?
might be this (and a woman :) )
axbaby wrote:i had a hockey injury in my tweens on an eyelid so the doc used some of the leftover skin to improve my foresight
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he got a circumcision and used the skin to fix his eyelid?

i thought he was making up some kind of euphemism. i'm so confused....
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cockeye.
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You guys are morons. They haven't created the facepalm that would cover this one. :olo:
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i did it for myself basically i had to do it.

i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win

you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.

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i think everyone got the foresight joke. ta tho
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cockeye .. i thought of it first Jayup ..stfu and the blizzard you rode in on
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Re: well i finally got the operation

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merry xmas ax


ps. cockeye
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Merry Christmas shadd_

treat yourself to a skidoo ride and a Thermos of Tim Hortons.
i miss Tim Hortons so much , nothing here even comes close grr
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But Canada sucks...
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
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get fucked donny
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so the foreskin eventually hangs like sleeve of wizard?
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axbaby wrote:i did it for myself basically i had to do it.

i was sick to death pissing all over the floor.
with age the foreskin sags a good 3 inches and deflects the flow.
for the first time in a long time i actually hit the bowl 100% for teh win

you can imagine what a nightmare public bathrooms were like for me and for my poor neighbour.

foreskin foresight
Nice to hear the truth axbaby :up:

Congats & WD mate.

You still over there?
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all lies and some thought i was serious?
yes i am still in Namibia, lots of U308 for Iran and North Korea yet to find.
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I am crushed :cry:

Sounded ever so convincing :up:

So when are you going to get done axbaby? Surely you're sick of pissing all over the floor?
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