New Carmageddon? rofl

Open discussion about any topic, as long as you abide by the rules of course!
User avatar
Eraser
Posts: 19177
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2000 8:00 am

New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Eraser »

There's a counter on http://www.carmageddon.com that's counting down to the 1st of June, 2011. Maybe a new Carmageddon game will be announced that day. It's pretty likely actually. I wonder how shitty this game will turn out.
U4EA
Posts: 2894
Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by U4EA »

Why so quick to write this off? The first was maddeningly enjoyable, admittedly though TDR2000 was quite bad.
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

FUCK YEAH!!! Loved the original :D
User avatar
Eraser
Posts: 19177
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Eraser »

U4EA wrote:Why so quick to write this off? The first was maddeningly enjoyable, admittedly though TDR2000 was quite bad.
Yeah but, you know, it was great because it was new, fresh, had shock factor and was something you had never seen before. I guess GTA already went to and past the point of violence that Carmageddon was infamous for. So if you take those things away, Carmageddon is left with not a lot.
This supposed new game already reeks to much of cash-in on the "carmageddon" title alone.
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

It also had massive maps, a variety of crazy cars and mad power ups. Nitroing your car up to 300mph with the granite power up, smashing into a police car and destroying it in 1 hit was quality. The mad jumps you could do across the maps with the power ups etc. Either 1 of 2 things has happened; I think that you need to play it again to realise how good it was once you took away the shock factor, or I remember it too fondly in which case I do not want to play it again to spoil it!
User avatar
GONNAFISTYA
Posts: 13369
Joined: Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:20 pm

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I need to play this game to get relief from my uncontrollable need to mow down grannies on the sidewalk.
User avatar
Mat Linnett
Posts: 2483
Joined: Wed Apr 12, 2000 7:00 am
Location: The Grizzly Grotto

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Mat Linnett »

Carmageddon 1 was ace, and Carmageddon 2 was utterly fantastic.
I do wonder if they'll be able to capture the spirit of those two games or whether political correctness will ruin them. I suspect the latter.

EDIT:
Oh yeah, and they were true sandbox games long before the phrase had been coined.
xer0s
Posts: 12447
Joined: Sat Feb 10, 2001 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by xer0s »

That makes them the coolest!
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

Mat Linnett wrote: EDIT:
Oh yeah, and they were true sandbox games long before the phrase had been coined.
Too true :D
feedback
Posts: 7449
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by feedback »

I'M COMIN TO GET YA
I love quake!
Mogul
Posts: 1635
Joined: Wed May 23, 1973 12:48 pm

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Mogul »

I was just laughing while reminiscing of the ridiculous cover art for the original maybe two days ago. Funny news.
This line only remake is total rubbish I've ever seen!!! Fuck off!!! --CZghost
Tsakali
Posts: 7175
Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Tsakali »

Mat Linnett wrote:Carmageddon 1 was ace, and Carmageddon 2 was utterly fantastic.
I do wonder if they'll be able to capture the spirit of those two games or whether political correctness will ruin them. I suspect the latter.
I mean can you imagine this with today's graphic abilities :olo:

Image
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

I can't even begin to imagine how messy this game could be! As long as they don't try to make it "real" and keep everything over the top they will get away with the gore and violence...if they put any hint of realism in it then it will be a nightmare!
User avatar
Eraser
Posts: 19177
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Eraser »

I'm afraid it'll go the way of the Duke. Childish banter about feces and smearing it on walls. Sorry, but I'm way, way past finding that funny or engaging in any way.
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

As long as they keep the best elements from the first 2, I will be happy :)
feedback
Posts: 7449
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by feedback »

Giant metal tail thing, pedestrian electro-bastard-ray.
I love quake!
User avatar
Mat Linnett
Posts: 2483
Joined: Wed Apr 12, 2000 7:00 am
Location: The Grizzly Grotto

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Mat Linnett »

I liked the Pedestrian Repulsificator. I'm sure I got a bonus for springing a hapless pedestrian through a plate glass window :D
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/24/rumor ... ent-title/

If it is Stainless Steel then we are instantly winning and you can level up 10+ hope
IveGotPenisEnvy
Posts: 71
Joined: Tue May 24, 2011 7:36 pm

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by IveGotPenisEnvy »

I LOVE Carmageddon.
User avatar
Eraser
Posts: 19177
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Eraser »

Well well well. It's confirmed that it's stainless games at the helm, so who knows, this might turn out to be not as bad as I thought it would be.
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

BRILLIANT NEWS!!!!

The other Stainless co-founder, Neil Barnden, added: "Carmageddon: Reincarnation will feature the same black humour and comic violence that made the original game such a success.

"All the laughs, the crazy power-ups, and extreme destruction will return. We will make sure the existing fans get what they want and expect from a Carmageddon game, and a new generation discovers the delights of sliding into a Cunning Stunt."
:D:D:D:D
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

http://www.carmageddon.com/blog

Some sneaky in game shots there of an old build of the engine. Really like the fact that they are just trying to remake the old games with a little artistic licence, rather than smashing out a "reimagining" of the game.

Juicy juicy!
User avatar
Κracus
Posts: 5982
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:38 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Κracus »

Ha, I used to love that game, enjoyed driving under the on/off ramps and flattening my car into a pancake.
Don Carlos
Posts: 17513
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Don Carlos »

User avatar
Eraser
Posts: 19177
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2000 8:00 am

Re: New Carmageddon? rofl

Post by Eraser »

I predict Kickstarter overexposure becoming a real problem real soon. There is talk of so many Kickstarter projects now that people will get saturated and lose interest. Tim Schafer was succesful with it for two reasons:

- his name alone brought in half a million
- the novelty of such a big name doing funding in such an unorthodox way did the rest.

And that novelty factor is wearing off, fast.
Post Reply