Whats Blue and fucks children

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Johnny NoShoes
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Whats Blue and fucks children

Post by Johnny NoShoes »

Me, in my lucky blue suit.

lol
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shaft
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Post by shaft »

risky approach, but the punchline nailed it.
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Post by 4days »

:lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.

reminds me of:

it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.

"i'm scared", says the kid.

"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"
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Post by Pauly »

4days wrote::lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.

reminds me of:

it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.

"i'm scared", says the kid.

"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Whats Blue and fucks children

Post by sys0p »

Johnny NoShoes wrote:Me, in my lucky blue suit.

lol
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Johnny NoShoes
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Post by Johnny NoShoes »

was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
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Post by 4days »

:lol:
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Post by Testoclesius »

fuck off 4gays :lol:
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GONNAFISTYA
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

Yourgrandpa wrote:I fuck my kids ass.
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Post by Testoclesius »

in that case even yournerdpa gets more action than you :lol: fat hideous lonely virgin for life that you are :lol:
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

I was taking a piss and my daughter said,"What's that?"
I said,"It's my penis, honey."
"When do I get one?" she asked.
I smiled and said,"When your mommy goes to bingo."
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Post by DRuM »

Johnny NoShoes wrote:was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect

:lol:
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Post by August »

A man walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of whiskey"
Bartender says "Sure" and pours him the shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up say hit me again,
Sure enough the bartender pours him another shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up and says hit me one more time,
Bartender while pouring the drink says “Well what’s the occasion"
The man says “My first blowjob"
Bartender grins and says “Well let me buy you the fourth"
Man says “No thanks if 3 doesn't get the taste out , nothing will"
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Post by -Nick-- »

the reason no-one replied to that joke is because you're not funny, and it was shit
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Post by ^misantropia^ »

I kinda liked it actually. Beer does a better job BTW.
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Post by horton »

how do you make an 8yr old cry twice??

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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Post by R00k »

:lol:
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