Whats Blue and fucks children

Post by **Johnny NoShoes** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:23 am

Me, in my lucky blue suit.

lol

Post by **shaft** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:37 am

risky approach, but the punchline nailed it.

Post by **4days** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:41 am

:lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.

reminds me of:

it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.

"i'm scared", says the kid.

"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"

Post by **Pauly** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:01 pm

4days wrote::lol: heard that one in the pub a while back and spat guiness everywhere.

reminds me of:

it was a dark and stormy night. rain lashed through the trees as the man and the child walked deeper and deeper into the woods.

"i'm scared", says the kid.

"you're scared", says the man. "i've got to walk back on my own"

:lol: :lol:

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:04 pm

Johnny NoShoes wrote:Me, in my lucky blue suit.

lol

lol more

Post by **Johnny NoShoes** » Sun May 01, 2005 2:56 am

was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect

Post by **4days** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:02 am

:lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:03 am

fuck off 4gays :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:58 am

Yourgrandpa wrote:I fuck my kids ass.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:37 am

in that case even yournerdpa gets more action than you :lol: fat hideous lonely virgin for life that you are :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:51 pm

I was taking a piss and my daughter said,"What's that?"
I said,"It's my penis, honey."
"When do I get one?" she asked.
I smiled and said,"When your mommy goes to bingo."

Post by **DRuM** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:46 pm

Johnny NoShoes wrote:was taking a bath with my son the other day, and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect

:lol:

Post by **August** » Mon May 02, 2005 8:49 pm

A man walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of whiskey"
Bartender says "Sure" and pours him the shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up say hit me again,
Sure enough the bartender pours him another shot, the man drinks it
The man looks up and says hit me one more time,
Bartender while pouring the drink says “Well what’s the occasion"
The man says “My first blowjob"
Bartender grins and says “Well let me buy you the fourth"
Man says “No thanks if 3 doesn't get the taste out , nothing will"

Post by **-Nick--** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:54 pm

the reason no-one replied to that joke is because you're not funny, and it was shit

Post by **^misantropia^** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:09 pm

I kinda liked it actually. Beer does a better job BTW.

Post by **horton** » Wed May 04, 2005 7:31 am

how do you make an 8yr old cry twice??

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Post by **R00k** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:09 am

:lol:

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