Time for a new project...a pool...

[scared?]

No way...the trees give us complete privacy...u can walk around naked anywhere in our backyard thanks to strategically placed trees like these...

[losCHUNK]

Those trees should be protected by federal law

[obsidian]

I predict either...

Goof complains about having to clean the pool all day long or...

Goof complains about constantly finding the Mexican pool boy's clothes mixed up with his wife's laundry.

[Tsakali]

the cleaner the pool, the more shame to the family.

[U4EA]

Have you considered getting a swimming pool?

[shaft]

What is taking so long? Summer is going to be over before its in. I understand if you are still saving money for it.

[LawL]

Maybe even add rockwall feature on that once side since they are cheaper?...

lol poor people...

[MKJ]

lol memph0

[scared?]

What is taking so long? Summer is going to be over before its in. I understand if you are still saving money for it.

Summers ain't got nothing to do with it chump...


Fucking pool builders are show chumps when it cums to getting quotes. Last quote it due today...prolly have a pool by September...

[xer0s]

What is taking so long? Summer is going to be over before its in.

lol, starting a pool project just before summer...

[plained]

holy mackerel decisions like this are hard for me!

i like the first one aesthetically but yea the functionality lacks

very tricky decisions indeed!

[scared?]

If u notice...the first designers went balls out with it. Umbrellas, lights, flowerbeds furniture etc...

It's a trap!...

[plained]

yea it is a trap lol

the heads are always playing for max markup lol

and guys sometimes there are "guidlines" in residential developments that wont allow things like changing the "lie" of the land in a Vally type situation.

so you cant just heap up a bunch of fill into a wedge or even raising and leveling the whole yard.

its a veiwfull vally thing ey no pikey bollocking lol

[scared?]

Wife doesn't want the bar stools inside the pool...she says they are dangerous....lamer...

[scared?]

So lose the stools, raise outside bar area, add sitting shelf around spa, add 24 ft bleeding rock wall/waterfall, additional jumping rock or slide on top side of deep end, a few other things...

This one is a top contender after my masterful touches are applied...

[scared?]

iPhones ...

[plained]

well get it right cuz then i can just do what you did when my time comes

[shaft]

I'm glad you decided to heed my advice and put in a rock face waterfall. You're welcome.

[scared?]

and make tanning shelf larger...

[plained]

get as much flat surface as you can around the pool!

[scared?]

I'm glad you decided to heed my advice and put in a rock face waterfall. You're welcome.

$4000 feature...meh whatever...

[scared?]

get as much flat surface as you can around the pool!

I like the extra step down decking area...this quote has almost twice the deck space...

[LawL]

So lose the stools, raise outside bar area, add sitting shelf around spa, add 24 ft bleeding rock wall/waterfall, additional jumping rock or slide on top side of deep end, a few other things...

This one is a top contender after my masterful touches are applied...

That's pathetic and fucking ugly. Thank God I'm not a poor person who has to compensate by building hideous bullshit like this retarded pool.

[scared?]

Okay drop out renter... ...

[LawL]

Whatever you need to tell yourself peasant.