DAY ONE: KID WITH PIT BULL http://www.arepitbullsmean.com/alexia2.jpg DAY TWO: KID GETS BITTEN, GOES TO HOSPITAL, WRONG SURGERY ROOM, HAS SEX CHANGE http://internetservices.readingeagle.com/blog/paws/archives/Erin%20Dickinson.jpg DAY THREE: DOG GETS SHOT, HOMEY PISSED http://www.freewebs.com/norther...

I have other places to go, but to be honest, I find it hard to look around and see what different face is in my bed, this time it's a girl who looks like that pornstar joanna angel...hot, but pussy has been used to much.
Anal much?

...I say something really fucking stupid and regret it when I have a hangover in the morning...why the fuck do I always come here when I'm fucking sloshed and stoned off my fucking head at the same time?
It's true!

he said the word 'root' so obviously he does.

Unisaw wrote:

Captain Mazda wrote:I watched all that...pretty cool stuff.

Now what?

That chick with the raven black hair is going to unfurl her solar panels for some lucky guy.

surely you dont mean that chick with the sexy hair and the face like a dogs botocks?

Captain Mazda wrote:I watched all that...pretty cool stuff.

Now what?

Hugs and Kisses it seems
XOX

yeah truth...plenty of hied-iots here.
not including me of course, I'm just sex starved...through choice though...I dont like the taste of battery acid.

MISSION SUCCESS!! Guess I wont be buying those US Dollars after all, GG NASA!

Unisaw wrote:

E:v:O wrote:IT'S ON NOW!!!
Just having a good look at Fuk Li

I believe the correct name is Lik Mi.

Dont go there! It's getting exciting!

10 minutes to go...

IT'S ON NOW!!!
Just having a good look at Fuk Li

I wish pit bulls would eat my Grandmother....INHERITANCE!

I got a mouthful of cunnyquat jam when I went to tease her freckle, so here I am!

Well its based on a show called "Gladiators", which aired in the UK first, then the rights were sold in the US and "American Gladiators" was born. he's right....I remember watching Gladiators intensivley as a teenager...just hoping for a nipple slip...then I realised it wasn't l...

I was offered a Diesel Nissan Almera for my company car. I said no.

played GRID from the Xbox Live Demo download.....didnt like it. Damage is great and fairly realistic as are the graphics....but the handling is shit...yeah I know you cant judge a game by a demo...but I wont be buying it.

Yeah know that, but if you're miles away from a safe house it's a bastard. plus half the time when I whistle for a cab it has a passenger in it, so I have to chase it about 2 miles down the street. Get in a car, cut off the nearest taxi, and hold Y. Even if there's a passenger, you'll kick him out ...

Dating....however wank it is...increases the longevity of the game...gives you something to do whilst you're waiting hours for a fucking phone call. Pay-N-Spray progresses the in-game clock by 3 hours, and saving (or resting and cancelling from the save screen) progresses it 6 hours. Yeah know that...

I dont play it online.. I got fed up with being killed and having to wait 10 seconds to respawn, only to be nowhere near the action... Meh... Respawn distance might have been set to "far" and the timer can be set to fewer than 10 seconds. If you're in the lobby, tell the host to change it...

Dating....however wank it is...increases the longevity of the game...gives you something to do whilst you're waiting hours for a fucking phone call.

then dont get killed lol

and david duchovny always looks constipated.
wad

I feel sorry for anyone who has to go any venue which ends in con.....gays.
maybe because I'm an ex-con.
fags

And am I the only one who thinks that everyone online is shit at the game except me? I mean fucking hell EVERYTIME I play Bomb Da Base and DONT fly the helicopter, some fucking prick crashes the bastard.

I uhh was in the shower and I uhh thought you called.

fucking loser dwayne