it would suck having to hide the beer from mom and drinking in the bathroom in front of her kmart-bathroom-art, but how do you explain the empty glass in the dishwasher to her? hope theres a window in that bathroom so you can make a quick escape from the copz AP: Teen Falls Out Window After Turbulan...

were you drinking in the bathroom?

next time you're in vegas go to the freakin frog...it's literally right across the street from unlv on maryland pkwy. they have tons and tons of beer http://www.freakinfrog.com/userside/alc ... 1024d42638 i used to go there all the time for happy hour where every day they sell different beers at hal...

^ they dont let me handle money

i guess you could say im a ... shitposter!? XD

picked up chinee food on the way back from work and bought 2 days worth of food + leftovers. im going to dominate the fucking toilet bowl

no toilet update for this morning. i pooped last night instead. a pretty average dropping at that.

*flies away to work*

toilet update 3/20/09 only thing i ate yesterday was a greasy pork quesadilla about 8pm last night. bad thinking in hind sight. this is gonna take multiple flushes to clean the toilet bowl. phone update 3/20/09 found it right before leaving for my date yesterday, 3/19/09 about 4pm. was turned off an...

toilet update took a nasty ass shit that exited like a shotgun blast while i was drinking some water and i feel better i think i am gonna go on that date but dont think im gonna fuck her anyway. she gave me a handjob on the back of a movie theatre on st patty's but she wasn't very good at it and i d...

it's 2 in the afternoon and im really thirsty and feel like i have to shit but i cant move i can taste my breath its gross but dont want to brush my teeth cause i think a toothbrush in my mouth will make me puke and i dont think i can move i feel like im gonna vomit and my head is killing me. i feel...

I've never liked a multi player game as much as I liked Tribes and it's the only pc game that I really miss playing. I expected a big revival when they released it for free a few years ago, but there really wasn't. I think Tribes base turned a lot of people off because it had a steep learning curve ...

if you have a rental car, drive 3-4 hours to vegas. it's worth it.

i enjoy it too much
im a twin gay porn star arrested for roof top burgalries and can swim across a pond like flipper while hand cuffed
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_up ... aries.html

bam another link

i know you guys think [flash] [/flash] is cool, but if i'm not gonna click a link im not gonna click a play button either. it's still a youtube thread.

books i want to buy:
100 Years of Solitude
The Unbearable Lightness of Being: A Novel
Notes From Underground
Death and the Penguin
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
Heart of a Dog
The Rum Diary

games i want to buy:
halo wars
mass effect

im a naughty, nubile teen who takes paypal, boys

everyone knows gamers don't shave they either grow whispy, pedo mustaches in an attempt to look like pirate johnny depp *caugh* or they grow a grossly thick beard or goatee to hide the lack of jawline/multiple chins that said, it's stupid, but a smart idea cause kids are dumb and fat and play too ma...

I only play about 10-15 hours a month. I bought Fallout 3 when it was released and just recently finished beating it. So which ever game I choose to play first I'm stuck with it for a while.

(360) I know they're two totally different games, but what do most people here think is better, Mass Effect or Dead Space? I'm going to end up with both, but I can only play one game at a time or I never end up finishing them. I still have Bioshock still in it's plastic wrap that's been on my shelf ...

The photoshops are funny, but the funniest thing in the thread is Captain Mazda's (I think it's him[?]) picture. Very few people still look mousey under 20 lbs of pads. And it's even funnier when they do their "tough" pose.

I'll preface this by saying that the original Fallout is my favorite game of all time. Haha, as a result, this will be a list of complaints: 1. Special Stats Special stats don't really mean anything - I know it's been brought up earlier, but how come I can use a mini gun if I have a 1 in strength? E...